I look to old to be carded. Went to a bar Friday night with my SIL and BFF. The bouncer let us walk right in. When I confronted the him about it, he said we looked "Mature". All I heard him say was "blah blah blah blah old" He assured me the next time we came in he would ask to see my.... AARP Card. Asshole.
Cafe Patron Yes you read right... coffee flavored tequila. goes down real easy by the 3rd one. OMG is it good. Luckily I didn't drink so much of it that my clothes fell off.. like last weekend.
I really DON'T know how to paint. My cousin asked me to help her paint a bedroom in her house yesterday. I assured her I knew how. I lied for the wine she was bribing me with to help her.
Drive-thru liquor stores.. are they REALLY a good idea? HELL yes, especially when you are out of wine, covered in paint and need vodka.
Drunken painting is fun. (See above)
My co-workers really DO love me. After leaving my cousins house, I drove by a team leaders house because it was on my way home. I looked in the driveway and saw my team leaders car in her driveway, and them in the garage with their menfolk, so I beeped the horn. I decided to turn around and see them. As I pulled in, I got a text from one of them asking me to come by there. All sweaty and covered in paint, they all hugged me, made me a drink and I got to watch them kick their husband's asses at pool.
It is WONDERFUL to see 5 of the people you are close to all in one weekend and be able to spend time with them all.
I hope you all had a wonderful weekend as well.
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