The following were sent to me via text message. Yes.. I pay money for this shit! Enjoy!
Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo until I google all over your facebook?
Why r women so good at oral sex? Cuz just the thought of sucking the life out of a man makes them happy!
A trailer park girl asks her mom, "If you swallow sperm, is that how you get pregnant?" Mom says, "No baby, that's how you pay rent.
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Oh MY TMI lol
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My favorite is the last one...LMAO! I am so telling those jokes today! Thanks for the laughter...
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Oh, my poor virgin little ears........
Ha!
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Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."
OMG I laughed my ass off..
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All of those jokes are tasteless, and I cannot believe..... Yea right! That was some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved the last one!!!
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Too funny!
Lol. . . . How old are you?
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You are soo welcome. I left a comment on your blog.. but someone ate it :(
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LOL Ya think?
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LOVE IT! I told it to everyone yesterday at work
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PSH Whatev! LOL
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Thank you.. I was surprised I don't have more dirty minded friends. Oh well
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I loved em all
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Oh good! You could always use a laugh or 9
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forget
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I love these. Will have to text to all my friends tomorrow :)
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