Monday, July 27, 2009

Dear pets

I love you. Really I do. Both dogs and both cats.. I love you a lot.

However, I have been going to the bathroom all by myself for the last 33 years of my life. I am pretty sure I have the hang of it. So please, a little privacy is all I ask for from you all. After all, do I stand in your litter box while you are pinching a loaf? NO! Do I stand right beside you in our backyard while you drain your lizard or pop a squat? I don't think so.



Love,

Mommy

29 comments:

otin said...

It is annoying when the cat feels like she needs to observe the human waste process!

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dizz said...

I know what you mean. The kitten likes to jump up behind me o the toilet seat and watch whatever I do get flushed down. Freak!

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Mr C said...

Maybe they like flavored water? Lol!

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dizz said...

LMAO I think I just threw up a little

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The Peach Tart said...

My cat likes to jump in my lap while I sit on the toilet. I have to close the door.

Mango Girl said...

My cats sit outside the door and put their paws under it...rather annoying and cute at the same time!

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Shelly said...

Yeah..good luck with that. See my Bath time photo...

Guest said...

In your lap??!! How VERY annoying!

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dizz said...

In your lap??!! How INCREDIBLY annoying. They are weird creatures

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ReformingGeek said...

My cat doesn't like doors so if I don't shut it all the way, he pushes it open and walks in like he owns the place. Then, once he gets a good whiff of what's happening, he gets offended and leaves! One would think once would be enough, but, um, no, apparently not.

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dizz said...

Too funny.. to see nothing but paws under the door

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dizz said...

LMAO They are soo freaking cute!

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dizz said...

WOW! My kitten will sniff the horrible mess I've left behind and try to chase it as it goes down the hole..she's a freak.

Atleast PC is smart!

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blognut said...

I hear ya'. We're convinced that our dogs think there is a secret exit from the bathroom and that we are going out to a party without them.

Skylers Dad said...

Our new dog, Montana, would sit on my lap while I poop if I let her. She has some separation issues...

dizz said...

MAYBE THEY KNOw something you don't?? You know how they love to dig.. the could be in cahoots with the neighbor dogs to escape.

Nooter said...

just gettin a look at what yer mixin up in the punchbowl there.

also, aha! knew there was a secret exit, now i have to look for it even harder

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quirkyloon said...

Oh ye of stenches mighty! Mine smell like roses and that keeps the dogs at bay.

They don't like the smell of flowers...and mine ALWAYS smell heavenly and delightful!

heh heh

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dizz said...

Punchbowl! That's hysterical.... make sense if your a dog though.

Just don't tear apart the humans' bathroom.. they won't be happy

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dizz said...

LOL.. it appears so.

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dizz said...

i think it smells more like *cough*bullshit*cough lol!

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AD said...

They just want to make sure you won't fall in. :D

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dizz said...

maybe.. but how they gonna know how much to dip out? They can't read

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Diane said...

This cracked me up. Between my dogs and my daughter, I didn't go to the bathroom alone for nearly 20 years. My dog now avoids the bathroom like the plague... maybe he thinks he's going to get a bath? :)

dizz said...

yeah.. the two dogs go running and hiding if they hear the show start.. maybe that's the trick.

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Slyde said...

i promise never to watch you pee again....

JennyMac said...

LOVE this! Too funny. And yes, they dont get the drift do they?

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(thenotSO)SuperMommy said...

i could so turn this into a letter to my kids. lol

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Tracey said...

I'm with you on this one!! My 2 dogs just sit there and watch. I'm waiting for the day they actually use the human loo themselves.

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