Tequila; the mind eraser, blackmailer

Friday night I went out to save my cousin. She was trapped at the VFW with her in-laws, mother and husband. My husband is working out of town. Yes! He got a job! Woooooooohoooooooooooo

I had not eaten. I know I know. But whaddaya gonna do? I started the night with a Tequila Sunrise. She was drinking Vodka a grape juice. We had 2 shots of tequila each. Her husband ordered a frozen pizza, I had 2 pieces so I could have SOMETHING in my stomach.

We got bored there and went to the Moose Lodge. Wooooooooooooohooooooooooo big party animals my cousin and I are. Stuck with the old people. I don't remember too much from the Moose. I remember requesting a song to sing on scaryoke. However, it wasn't the song I wanted to sing. I requested True Colors, but what my cuz and I wanted to sing was Time After Time. I remember saying into the mic, "That's not how this song goes" I think my cousin called me a dumbass and told me I requested the wrong song. Somehow we made it through.

Apparently we then started throwing down the F-bomb. Now if you are familiar with any of these places, you know they allow NO cussing. Her husband AKA The Chaperon (yeah me and my cuz should NEVER be out alone) decided that we had better leave before we got thrown out and banned for good.

Wait!! That's not such a bad idea. The we can never be guilted into going. "I'm sorry, I'dlove to go, but we have been banned remmeber?"

They drop me off at home and I stumble inside. My daughter thinks I am faking being drunk. I asked her multiple times if she had dinner. She told me she ate raman noodles. She refused to make me any. So I made a bowl of cereal which she carried out for me. I ate it and then took off my pants. She says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" All the while laughing. Then I attempted to take my shirt off. I got stuck. After I got it off, I sat there on the couch in my white bra and black panties with my heels together by my butt so my legs were spread apart. My head propped up on my hand. Then, the blackmail picture was taken. Yep, my daughter, my own flesh and blood snapped a picture on her cell phone of me in all of my drunken glory. I would post it here but, I want you to continue to read my blog, not run away screaming never to return.

Shortly after, I went to bed and demanded that she leave the hallway on. Yeah.. I forgot to say light. My bedroom is across the hall from the guest bathroom and closer than my master bath. I wanted a clear lighted path in case I had to get there quickly.

Instead, I forget and went stumbling into my bathroom, and almost fell. I somehow made it back to my bed and passed out.

Saturday was rough!

From what I was told, I had a great time!