Friday, July 24, 2009

Dirty Friday Funnies for my gutter minded friends


The following were sent to me via text message. Yes.. I pay money for this shit! Enjoy!


Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo until I google all over your facebook?



Why r women so good at oral sex? Cuz just the thought of sucking the life out of a man makes them happy!


A trailer park girl asks her mom, "If you swallow sperm, is that how you get pregnant?" Mom says, "No baby, that's how you pay rent.

17 comments:

Guest said...

Oh MY TMI lol

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Mango Girl said...

My favorite is the last one...LMAO! I am so telling those jokes today! Thanks for the laughter...

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ReformingGeek said...

Oh, my poor virgin little ears........

Ha!

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Skylers Dad said...

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."

The Queen said...

OMG I laughed my ass off..

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otin said...

All of those jokes are tasteless, and I cannot believe..... Yea right! That was some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved the last one!!!

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blognut said...

Too funny!

AD said...

Lol. . . . How old are you?

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dizz said...

You are soo welcome. I left a comment on your blog.. but someone ate it :(

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dizz said...

LOL Ya think?

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dizz said...

LOVE IT! I told it to everyone yesterday at work

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dizz said...

PSH Whatev! LOL

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dizz said...

Thank you.. I was surprised I don't have more dirty minded friends. Oh well

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dizz said...

I loved em all

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dizz said...

Oh good! You could always use a laugh or 9

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dizz said...

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forget

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Julia said...

I love these. Will have to text to all my friends tomorrow :)

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