Sunday, June 21, 2009

Happy Fathers day, an Intro and beach pics

Fathers Day is to thank your dad for having sex with your mom (or as Skylers Dad pointed out in comments below... not pulling out.) ! So go thank your dad now. Next year on Mothers Day, you can thank your mom for not swallowing you.

The Boy who is 17 says "Happy Fathers Day Dad, now where's my present?" That just made me laugh hysterically. The kids gave him present. He wouldn't open it. We all started begging him to open it.. Hubs pointed out the window and said "Look ...squirrel" Both of the kids looked out the window. VERY funny. They got him Call of Duty Modern warfare. It is INTENSE on-line play. Fast paced and so realistic. We have a new addiction. I am only blogging now because he won't let us play.

Next I would like to introduce you to my SIL Shelly. I've talked a little about her here, and here. I have posted quite a bit about her, but you all won't be clicking on the links, so I am not going to drive myself nuts looking for all of the posts. Anyway, my daughter and I have talked her into blogging here. Her blog is Rock Om. No that is not a typo, for those of you into meditation, it makes sense to you. Hopefully. For those of you who are not, OM is: Om or Aum is of paramount importance in Hinduism. This symbol is a sacred syllable representing Brahman, the impersonal Absolute of Hinduism — omnipotent, omnipresent, and the source of all manifest existence. Brahman, in itself, is incomprehensible; so a symbol becomes mandatory to help us realize the Unknowable. Om, therefore, represents both the unmanifest (nirguna) and manifest (saguna) aspects of God. That is why it is called pranava, to mean that it pervades life and runs through our prana or breath. Source: About.com

But it will not always be about meditation and spiritual stuff. She will post short stories, life stuff, funny stuff and lots of other stuff. She has already posted and is already stalking you, you, you, and yes, even you (but you already knew that). So please stop by and give her some love.

Yesterday Shelly, Tiffany and I went to the beach. It was a record breaking hot day.
It was beautiful though. I was smart and wore sunblock, so I only got minimally burned. It doesn't hurt and I can actually be touched without wincing.

Here are some pics Shelly took with her brand new kick ass professional camera:

This one looks like an ice sculpture
Looks like an ice sculpture

Oh look! Something shiny
Oooo Look, something shiny!!!!

We found him
He was really cool

He was not happy
The defender, dont F*ck with me..

But we got the best of him
Look Shelly, a crab claw,crab legs for lunch!

We made a nose ring out of his claw as a warning to all other crabs this is me:
What all intelligent people do with crab claws

Oh hush PETA relax I was just kidding. I found that claw BEFORE we found his brother.

Later the ocean tried to eat Tiffany and I
Love this shot

Tiffany escaped, but she ran away and refused to help me
Patti, help I sunk and I  cant get up....Tiffany, sorry about your luck Mom, see ya!

That's ok though.. it got her later


Still hungry, it came after Shelly
rolling with the waves


She fought it as it was sucking her in


She made it out alive as did all of us

Our reward?
Ummm Ice cream!
Which by the way melts VERY quickly in 100° weather

22 comments:

Hit 40 said...

A++ This is the best Father's Day post of the day!!! Way to keep it real.

Oh... something shiny. I have to go touch it. Bye.

dizz said...

Thanks! I am glad you enjoyed it. You like shiny things too huh?

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AD said...

Lol.
The beginning made me laugh. :]

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quirkyloon said...

Ha!

GF? 100 degrees? That's a mild heat. Come to AZ where it gets to 110 and above and then we'll talk REAL heat.

heh heh

Looks and sounds like you had a blast. Good for ye!

Skylers Dad said...

You're opening just killed me! But I thought fathers day was for guys who didn't pull out in time... Guess I was wrong.

dizz said...

You still don't get the 2nd part of that joke, do you?

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dizz said...

LOL I have heard about the heat there. It's a dry heat though. Let's talk humidity. BLECH! When it's 92 but the air is so thick you can't breath and it feels like 110.. Thank goodness our air is fixed

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dizz said...

I guess it could be that too! Hilarious.

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Michel said...

HAHA! I was scared there for a minute you visciously ripped his leg off for your blog post - I was considering calling the peta police, but then I remembered it was a crab and those were bitey/pinchey - so it's all good.

Looks like a lotta fun - and snaps for posting swimsuit photos!

dizz said...

His OTHER brother pinched my foot when I stepped on him in the water.. I figured it was revenge enough. Thanks for not calling in the PP. They are insane.

It was a great day. Thanks for the snaps.. I almost didn't post me and then I remembered I don't give a damn about what other people think! ;P

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dizz said...

His OTHER brother pinched my foot when I stepped on him in the water.. I figured it was revenge enough. Thanks for not calling in the PP. They are insane.

It was a great day. Thanks for the snaps.. I almost didn't post me and then I remembered I don't give a damn about what other people think! ;P


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ReformingGeek said...

Oh those hungry oceans. They eat me all the time, especially when I'm trying to put on snorkel gear!

Glad you had fun. We are expecting 100's next week. Ick.

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otin said...

I called my Dad this morning and said,"Hi dad, happy forgot to wear a condom day"!
His reply, "You ain't right"! LOL!

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surveygirl46 said...

Loved this post! Hey my guy Todd is ranked #13 Call of Duty WW (the zombie one) he plays guys from all over the world online. His names are GaryFUKNGlitter (my idea and all his bud's personal faves) BAKDAFUKUPPUNK, FUKNGODCOMPLEX; LOL...he got into this during last years cancer debacle and when he's not working on my Dad's house, he's on it as much as i am on the computer. Happy Fathers Day!

Guest said...

this is great and fabulous pictures awesome!

MadMadMargo said...

Looks like you and Tiffany had a great day at the beach. I love the beach except for one thing.....sand.

Great pics, Shelly!

AD said...

Oh. . . I missed THAT part.

It's not so funny anymore. Heh.

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dizz said...

oooooooohhhhhhhhhh I wish I could snorkel! I'll bet thats beautiful!

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dizz said...

We tell my son that all the time "Good Lord the boy ain't right!"

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dizz said...

LOL that's funny. Does he have a PS3? I'll add him

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dizz said...

It was a fun time .. I am glad you enjoyed

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dizz said...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah the sand kinda bites.. especially the sandballs in the bikini bottom.

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