I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
I will write this book someday. I have wanted to write it ever since I got married almost 18 years ago. Egads.. I've been married 1/2 of my life already.
The book's premise being that some women, especially newlyweds, don't know why their men aren't home in "an hour" when an hour ago they said they'd be home in an hour. This book will explain men-to-women time, for example to men when they say "I'll be home in an hour" that 1 hour = 2.5 hours "a bit" = 4 hours - but to a women, when a man says "1 hour", it means 45 minutes. It will reveal why they HAVE to do retarded stuff with their male friends; the simple things women can do to make their men happy without compromising the Alpha Bitch Quality the men have come to fear and WITHOUT showing boobs and serving beer. WHAT? It can TOO be done. (Men stop laughing) and how to talk to them simply so the caveman lingering just at the surface will understand. I will include my rules, and why the mens' "reasoning" for why they do things is wrong. There will also be a list of open-ended questions NOT to ask; like "does this dress make me look fat?" As well as the alternative question, so that BOTH parties are pleased.... "does this dress make your dick hard?". It will also explain why men blame things on you when it was clearly their fault. (All right, so it didn't explain why, it was just another cheap ploy to get you to look at an older post did it work? No? Bite me) All of this and much more will be included. When/if I ever write it, I will let you all know.