Monday, April 13, 2009

Mad Margo Monday: Quotable Steven Wright


1. Right now I'm having jacket and soup at the same time.

2. What's another shih-tzu for Thesaurus?

3. When I run, I'm leaving my body to horror.

4. Cross country skiing is slow, if you live in a small butter.

5. Hair net killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

6. Ever notice how irons have a setting for Rosie? I don't get it.

7. All those that believe in invisibility - raise my hand.

8. If God canoed acid, would he see farts?

9. If everything seems to be going well, you have tounguely derailed something.

10. If at first you don't slide, then pinch definitely isn't for you.

11. The more deliciously you fall behind, the more time you'll have to smoke.

12. A clear tail is usually the sign of a bad worm.

13. A table and his money are soon spelunking.

14. Dishwasher is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be stupid.

15. A dumbass is what hurts when all of your other zombies feel so good.



Here's the original post. Thanks again Margo

1. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

2. What's another word for Thesaurus?

3. When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

4. Cross country skiing is great, if you live in a small country.

5. Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

6. Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

7. All those that believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

8. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

9. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

10. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

11. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

13. A fool and his money are soon partying.

14. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

15. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.




Since only 5 played yesterday (yes I know it's Easter) I only linked the first 5 words.


Next week I will feature a post from Mary at Holy Mackerel.


please vote for me

20 comments:

Beth said...

For some reason, these statements are making more sense than they should to me this morning.

Have a great day!

dizzblnd said...

LOL Beth! I understood them quite well myself. I Like the new pic ;)

Sass said...

I'm cracking up because I, too, was understanding these a little too well. ;)

Have a great day!

ReformingGeek said...

It's Monday but I think someone changed their comment box and it's making as much sense as the post. ;-)

Shawn said...

What kind of an adverb is "tonguely"??

Guest said...

Oh Soggy! Sorry for not participating. Can I ask a stoopid question?

I don't understand how the "guest" posts are worked into the mad lib.

Yes, I'm dense that way.

AND...when you pick the mad-lib winner...where do you post their name?

Sorry, it's probably just too early for me on this popped-out blogger. I hate that game! It's become an obsession! heh heh

dizz said...

Scary how we are all on the same weird wavelength!

dizz said...

I was working on getting the commentluv on here.. but just hadn't completed the process. Go lie down now.. I hope I didn't hurt your brain too much ;)

dizz said...

HA! That was my daughter.. she said she was brain dead and couldn't think of anything else.. yeah.. I dunno where she gets it from

dizz said...

hey quirky girl. You just tell me whether or not you want me to use a post of yours, I take care of everything else! There is no winner so to speak.. just a fun another fun way to get links to your blogs

Scandalous Housewife said...

Sorry I couldn't tune in yesterday! What a day Easter was! I left Happy Hour, I mean, Easter Brunch, at 4, then was kidnapped and taken to Breadwinner's patio for Bellini's!

dizz said...

You poor thing!

Jen said...

This comment thing isn't working right.

It's been a while since I played along. Love that you have guests. I'll play this week. Hope you had a great easter

Margaret (Nanny Goats) said...

Huh?

Your comment thing confounds me, but I voted for you!

dizz said...

I am trying something new.. but it obviously isn't working.. figures.. I miss you on Sundays I hope you do remember to play!

dizz said...

I am still getting used to it myself.. I might just switch back

Thanks for the vote! I think I already voted for you also.. off to check!

AD said...

This comment thing makes me dizzy.
:)

& and the thing you wanted me to check is not working, yo.

dizz said...

thank you for checking.. If I don't get it fixed soon, I'm gonna take it off :(

MadMadMargo said...

Thanks so much, I love it!!! Sorry I was unable to participate nor respond before now. If you check my latest post, you'll understand. Thanks again!

dizz said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhh I see that post now.. Welcome back!

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