Dear Teenage Son..

Thank you for pretending to be dad when I needed you to cancel the Hughes account.(hubby is out of town, the account is in his name you all know how that crap works) They were stubborn, mule headed, tried everything in their power to keep me as a customer, but in the end you stood firm told them 8 times to cancel the damn %@#$%$#! account. But I am also stubborn.. So you set up the DSL.. so it DID need to be hooked up to the phone jack, even though I ordered the no phone line needed option (see what Hughes did to me?) You got it to work correctly. You also want me to tell you that you were right correct and I was wrong not correct. Well let me tell ya.. IT'S N E V E R gonna happen. Why? Because I am the mom that's why!!!! Besides, what would happen if I uttered those words outloud? You would assume control, that's what. You men think you are so smart! PSH WHATEV! We just act all dumb and ditzy to boost your ego, to let you THINK we are helpless. We are far from it gentleman.. we are devious, sneaky, sly, conniving, and no matter the outcome... we are ALWAYS right!



Love,

Mom