Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Why women are smarter than men.


True story..
My husband is working for a company that is doing work for a major restaurant chain. Not saying which one. Anyway, he is working in Miami, you know where Hurricane Andrew hit in '91 and nearly wiped it off the map? Inspectors took a lot of the blame for not doing their job properly.

So this major restaurant chain hardly ever pulls any permits. They'd rather "save money" So, they hire all these men to do the work PLUS Time and a half overtime, pay all the money for material and then the men put their time away from their families, blood, sweat, tears, and curse words into the work. Good plan right? Otherwise how is it supposed to get done. But... do you know what happens when you don't pull permits? More often then not, you get a pissed off inspector who finds out permits were NOT pulled, that makes those same men pull allllllllllllllll the shit down they worked so hard to put up, the company pays the penalty, pays the money for the permit, then has to spend MORE money (remember the plan above to save money?) for the material and man hours PLUS time and a half overtime twice and do it like it should have done in the first place. Correctly. Because men run this company it takes twice as long to get the job done. Women would follow proper legal procedure and have it all done right the. first. time.

I understand how men think, with their penises and all. But conducting business hardly ever involves boobs, butts, beer, booze, Nascar or football (unless you own a bar, whorehouse Nascar and/or football team). So why doesn't common sense prevail here?

Go ahead men dazzle me with a brilliant defense.

13 comments:

Scandalous Housewife said...

Oh dizzblnd, you're such a tease, luring me to your sight with "Why Women are Smarter Than Men"...How can I resist!

blognut said...

Wow. We really don't have enough time left in the world to give all of the reasons supporting the "Why Women are Smarter than Men," theory.

Suzy said...

I'm with Blognut on this one.

dizzblnd said...

Scandy: Well it worked! I will be by your blog tonight..yours is one my work computer does not like

dizzblnd said...

Blognut.. How right you are!

Suzy: maybe if we had a fast forward button we might have time to do it in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 years

dizzblnd said...

Funny how no men have come to defend themselves.

Come on, Chris, Otin, Slyde Travis, Truckindog.. ANYONE?

Otin said...

Did you ever see "AS good as it gets" With Jack Nicholson? He is a monk type ocd guy who writes romance novels. A woman asks him how he writes women so well and he says, "I think of a man, and then I take away all logic and reason"! LOL!

dizzblnd said...

Otin.. I LOVED that movie and that was the best line!

ReformingGeek said...

There's always time to do it over instead of doing it right the first time. Crazy.

otin said...

ok, take the iq test on my blog, i got 130, you try, if you beat me, i will bow to the smartness of the women! lol I trust your honesty! (IT takes some time)

Nap Warden said...

Boys are dumb, that's what I've always said;)

SkylersDad said...

Women are smarter than those Florida men, but definitely not smarter than us mountain men!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go dig my toast out of the toaster with a butter knife, right after I re-wire the outlet while it's alive...

dizzblnd said...

nap warden.. 'nuff said!

I LOVE you chris!

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