Friday, August 14, 2009

South Beach Part Dos

Wow.. you people are impatient OK OK. So we left the hot waiter, made fun of the dumbass woman looking for her "really tan blond husband" on the beach. Then we kicked back on the chairs an relaxed.

Me Taken by Shelly

She asked me not to post any pictures of her in less than shorts. Sorry guys.. she looks great in a bikini.

We people watched. Reason 1,226 NOT to self sunblock

I thought these guys might be into cougars .. no I never asked them.

These guys were hot! There are girls in here too guys!

Now the water

Para-sailing for dummies anyone?

At 5, when mean umbrella lady took our chairs and umbrella away, we went back to Ocean Dr. We went to the Sea Cafe. This adorable guy with an accent was our waiter. (Shelly takes great pics doesn't she?)

We ate a assorted plate with salami cheeses ham, greens. It was yummy. When I had to pee the 1st time, I had no problem navigating the little step up into the small little room. We drank Espresso Martinis. Correction. We drank 1 Espresso Martini each. After the 1st one, our waiter told us our 2nd was free and he brought it in a to go cup.

I had to pee again. This time though, the step was a slight bit more difficult. Yep. I tripped into the bathroom, (didn't fall) in front of all the hot waiters. Nice. I came out to warn Shelly about the dangerous conditions that awaited her the 1st drink. Upon my arrival at the table, somehow, I ended up with my 2nd drink in my lap Shit that was cold.. I was too wasted to care!
Thanks for taking these incriminating shots Shelly

Does anyone want my cherry?

I know.. it's a very ummmmmmmmm disturbing pic. Sorry. Check is in the mail for therapy.

We walked back to the car so I could change, then we walked the shops on Collins Ave.

There was a hotel fire or something that had been put out before we got there. The streets we blocked. We tried to get pics of the the hunky firemen, but alas it was too dark.

Did get some pretty cool shots though.

After that, we had to get back to the car so it wouldn't get towed. Then we went back to the hotel.

I can't wait to go back!


darsden said...

absolutely beautiful.. as always the water is Chrystal :-)

darsden said...

the sounds of the waves was awesome!

I think you were stalking that dude LOL...

Mango Girl said...

In the first video clip, at :07 (or thereabouts), it looks like a woman's arm is picking up her bikini top...were you at a topless beach?

Parasailing for dummies...LMAO!

Sounds like you had a FABULOUS time!

ReformingGeek said...

I think I will pass on the para-sailing and your cherry! ;-)

It looks like you had a great time.

dizzblnd said...

dar... maybe just a little

Mango.. where we were no.. but I think further down it was topless

it WAS a wonderful time. Not nearly as much fun as uyou had though!

RG Yeah.. it was a blast they need to hold Blogher there

Scandalous Housewife said...

Dahhh-yumm, girl! Videos and everything! I am SO impressed and loving it!

Anonymous said...

I second what Reffie said. Thanks, but no thanks!

But, looks like you had a fantastic time! Look at that smile!


SkylersDad said...

A cherry sounds great! Could you please move that skirt and fruit?

AD said...

Lololol, you know I didn't notice it before, but in the video with the two hot guys, the guy on the left SERIOUSLY looks like David Hasslehoff.


dizzblnd said...

AD-- Julie said the SAME thing. But I saw him later up close.. it was not him

blognut said...


You know you gave yours away a long time ago. :)

otin said...

Why is it that the one picture that you thought was disturbing, was the one that I found most interesting? It's a guy thing! Looks like a fun trip, take me next time!!

dizzblnd said...

blognut shhhhhhhhhhhhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyone I borrowed it ;)

Otin : Maybe the testosterone raging through your body has something to do with it, I could be wrong

Slyde said...

looks like you had an awesome time!

im jealous!

Nap Warden said...

Would you believe I've never been there?

Looks like a great time!

dizzblnd said...

slyde: sure did, Maybe I see you there next time.... nekkid in a pool! LOL

NAp That is the first time I have been there and I have lived in Florida my whole life. You HAFTA go!

otin said...

Did you just switch to the moderation thing? are you worried about my subject content? hehe!

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