Wow.. you people are impatient OK OK. So we left the hot waiter, made fun of the dumbass woman looking for her "really tan blond husband" on the beach. Then we kicked back on the chairs an relaxed.
Me Taken by Shelly
She asked me not to post any pictures of her in less than shorts. Sorry guys.. she looks great in a bikini.
We people watched. Reason 1,226 NOT to self sunblock
I thought these guys might be into cougars .. no I never asked them.
These guys were hot! There are girls in here too guys!
Now the water
Para-sailing for dummies anyone?
At 5, when mean umbrella lady took our chairs and umbrella away, we went back to Ocean Dr. We went to the Sea Cafe. This adorable guy with an accent was our waiter. (Shelly takes great pics doesn't she?)
We ate a assorted plate with salami cheeses ham, greens. It was yummy. When I had to pee the 1st time, I had no problem navigating the little step up into the small little room. We drank Espresso Martinis. Correction. We drank 1 Espresso Martini each. After the 1st one, our waiter told us our 2nd was free and he brought it in a to go cup.
I had to pee again. This time though, the step was a slight bit more difficult. Yep. I tripped into the bathroom, (didn't fall) in front of all the hot waiters. Nice. I came out to warn Shelly about the dangerous conditions that awaited her the 1st drink. Upon my arrival at the table, somehow, I ended up with my 2nd drink in my lap Shit that was cold.. I was too wasted to care!
Thanks for taking these incriminating shots Shelly
Does anyone want my cherry?
I know.. it's a very ummmmmmmmm disturbing pic. Sorry. Check is in the mail for therapy.
We walked back to the car so I could change, then we walked the shops on Collins Ave.
There was a hotel fire or something that had been put out before we got there. The streets we blocked. We tried to get pics of the the hunky firemen, but alas it was too dark.
Did get some pretty cool shots though.
After that, we had to get back to the car so it wouldn't get towed. Then we went back to the hotel.
I can't wait to go back!
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