Friday, August 21, 2009

That's just naaaaaaaaaaaaasty

I love porn! I drink it in like it's water. I just can't get enough of the stuff. I buy it maybe 3 times a day. I will even venture to say that I am addicted to porn. I'm not even ashamed of my addiction. It is actually good for you!


Yes I am talking about



Triple antioxidant vitamin water. Even the label says that it is porn.

Anyway, at my house, that it what we call it. When someone goes to the store, we will ask "Grab me some porn" It sounds kind of odd though when you are in the store yelling it across the isles. People look at you oddly, turn red and run the other way.


Yesterday morning, I went to the gas station. When I cam home, I had a bag. Tiffany asks me what's in the bag.

I said "Porn and a banana." Then stopped and said "EWWWW that so didn't sound right"


Tiff said "That's just naaaaaaaaaaaaasty"

What do you like with your porn?

14 comments:

darsden said...

my eye, my eyes....I can't see... lol

Mr. Condescending said...

Crap I can't see it on my bb so I'm missing what is there :(

dizzblnd said...

lol dar

Mr. C http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:otOwvxD4G8MYVM:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVU7lhjZjqg/Sc_0W6PIHrI/AAAAAAAACyM/AFp283s8_dk/s400/IMG_3559.JPG

Deb said...

here i thought you were supposed to be working... not promoting porn.

i am addicted to arizona diet green tea. i am going to die of splenda poisoning.

Quirkyloon said...

I like cone with my porn.

Porncone.

hee hee

otin said...

I did not even think that there was a catch to this post! What's wrong with real porn??? There are a lot of free sites though, no need to pay!! LMAO! It is not sad that you beat my score, it just means that you are slightly more brilliant than me! HAHA!!!

ReformingGeek said...

My vibrator?

hehe

blognut said...

I'm partial to the cucumber.

dizzblnd said...

Deb: work.. blog.. tweet, porn... it's a vicious cycle. I had to stop drinking that, I was addicted too.. Splenda tears up my stomach. :(


Otin, Real porn is too expensive. besides, the $9.99 for 3 shows fpr the playboy channel is just WAY too expensive. I only watch the first 10 minutes LOL

RG aaaahhhh B.O.B LOVE it

Blognut.. remind me to never eat salad at your house

SkylersDad said...

To answer your question of what I like with my porn, usually a willing partner...

Joanie M said...

Now how am I supposed to get any sleep now after all this talk of porn???

A Mom on Spin said...

she's right, that's naaaaaaasty!

Nooter said...

so when humans get naked and go into the shower stall and come out all wet its cuz they were having porn, right?

Suzy said...

After my Dad died in 2001, I discovered his porn collection and brought it out to LA. He was 89 when he died. Men are the same no matter how old they are. Now I own Behind The Green Door!

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