I love porn! I drink it in like it's water. I just can't get enough of the stuff. I buy it maybe 3 times a day. I will even venture to say that I am addicted to porn. I'm not even ashamed of my addiction. It is actually good for you!
Yes I am talking about
Triple antioxidant vitamin water. Even the label says that it is porn.
Anyway, at my house, that it what we call it. When someone goes to the store, we will ask "Grab me some porn" It sounds kind of odd though when you are in the store yelling it across the isles. People look at you oddly, turn red and run the other way.
Yesterday morning, I went to the gas station. When I cam home, I had a bag. Tiffany asks me what's in the bag.
I said "Porn and a banana." Then stopped and said "EWWWW that so didn't sound right"
Tiff said "That's just naaaaaaaaaaaaasty"
What do you like with your porn?
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