Yes I am talking about
Triple antioxidant vitamin water. Even the label says that it is porn.
Anyway, at my house, that it what we call it. When someone goes to the store, we will ask "Grab me some porn" It sounds kind of odd though when you are in the store yelling it across the isles. People look at you oddly, turn red and run the other way.
Yesterday morning, I went to the gas station. When I cam home, I had a bag. Tiffany asks me what's in the bag.
I said "Porn and a banana." Then stopped and said "EWWWW that so didn't sound right"
Tiff said "That's just naaaaaaaaaaaaasty"
What do you like with your porn?
13 comments:
my eye, my eyes....I can't see... lol
Crap I can't see it on my bb so I'm missing what is there :(
lol dar
Mr. C http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:otOwvxD4G8MYVM:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVU7lhjZjqg/Sc_0W6PIHrI/AAAAAAAACyM/AFp283s8_dk/s400/IMG_3559.JPG
here i thought you were supposed to be working... not promoting porn.
i am addicted to arizona diet green tea. i am going to die of splenda poisoning.
I did not even think that there was a catch to this post! What's wrong with real porn??? There are a lot of free sites though, no need to pay!! LMAO! It is not sad that you beat my score, it just means that you are slightly more brilliant than me! HAHA!!!
My vibrator?
hehe
I'm partial to the cucumber.
Deb: work.. blog.. tweet, porn... it's a vicious cycle. I had to stop drinking that, I was addicted too.. Splenda tears up my stomach. :(
Otin, Real porn is too expensive. besides, the $9.99 for 3 shows fpr the playboy channel is just WAY too expensive. I only watch the first 10 minutes LOL
RG aaaahhhh B.O.B LOVE it
Blognut.. remind me to never eat salad at your house
To answer your question of what I like with my porn, usually a willing partner...
Now how am I supposed to get any sleep now after all this talk of porn???
she's right, that's naaaaaaasty!
so when humans get naked and go into the shower stall and come out all wet its cuz they were having porn, right?
After my Dad died in 2001, I discovered his porn collection and brought it out to LA. He was 89 when he died. Men are the same no matter how old they are. Now I own Behind The Green Door!
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