Monday, June 15, 2009

The Zombie Apocalypse happening now RUN!


Last night, I was attacked by zombies. But don't worry, I am NOT a Zombie. Yes.. I am sure. It would have been evident by now. These weren't just normal slow moving moaning, leg dragging undead. These were fast zombies. They had VERY sharp piranha like teeth. They came from nowhere. No news warnings or anything. Just BOOM! there they were. When they bit the people, those unlucky souls IMMEDIATELY transformed into these unholy wraiths. There was no waiting like in the movies. If they got into our house, the government instructed that we do NOT shoot or kill these freeking banshees. WTF?!?! We had to lock them in a room and keep away from them.


There were a bunch of kids outside. Knocking politely on the door At first we were not going to let them in the house. Then we saw that they we not infected and opened the door. They were selling lotion. The animals did not seem to be affected. That is good because we have 4 of them.

Anyway, somehow one of the freekin undead got past our defenses nicked my face with his tooth just above my left upper lift. It was not enough to turn me into one of them. It was just enough to paralyze my left side upper lip. My husband said it looked like I had a stroke, but it actually turned it upwards into a permanent Elvis Presley sneer.


The preceding was an actual prophetic dream I had last night. I felt the need to warn you all!


I hope you have your Zombie Survival guide and your Zombie-proof bunkers ready.



Be sure to check out my MentalCSR post for today

24 comments:

AD said...

oh my god! Am I the FIRST to comment?!?!?! :D

Cool to see you have the zombie dreams too. They're terrifying, aren't they?

& don't worry, my zombie survival guide should be here today. Lol. We'll be prepared.

You all laugh now, but you'll see. A zombie apocalypse is before us, my friends.

AD said...

oh my god! Am I the FIRST to comment?!?!?! :D

Cool to see you have the zombie dreams too. They're terrifying, aren't they?

& don't worry, my zombie survival guide should be here today. Lol. We'll be prepared.

You all laugh now, but you'll see. A zombie apocalypse is before us, my friends.

Guest said...

thank god the animals werent affected. whats a zombie?

quirkyloon said...

Viva La Zombies!

We will rule ZEE world!

heh heh

ReformingGeek said...

Do tiki torches thwart their attacks?

dizz said...

Thank God! Why are you giving me you damn zombie dreams!

dizz said...

not if I can help it!! LOL

dizz said...

you know... I have no clue.. I will DEFINATELY look into that though as soon as the book gets here

Skylers Dad said...

Zombies eat brains, therefore I am in no danger of attack.

dizz said...

LMAO Chris.... Maybe that's why I wasn't in danger either.. way funny!

otin said...

I like the slow, lumbering zombies that let you use them for target practice! Did you ever wonder how those zombies ever caught anyone? It would be like being chased by a snapping turtle!!! LOL!

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woodhouse auto said...

I think the zombies are attacking Robert Pattinson in NY at the moment.

Hit 40 said...

Let's send the zombies to DC!!! They could fix this mess.

AD said...

Lol. Obama zombie.

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dizz said...

HA! Target practice.. they'd be too dumb to try and get away I've ALWAYS wondered how anyone was ever caught

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dizz said...

ahhhhhhhhhh the tween zombies. I actually had to look him up I had no clue who he was, Nope... I don't follow the celebs

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dizz said...

YES! Great idea lol

AD.. Ozomba

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Blognut said...

What the hell did you have to eat or drink before you went to bed?

Bee said...

I dreamt I was sitting in a big tub of popcorn. What does that mean?

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AD said...

BAHAHAHAHAA.

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dizz said...

That's the funny thing; I had nothing that should have caused it. I went to bed early. Maybe it was a "too much seep" dream,

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dizz said...

mmmmmmmmmmmm popcorn. Um I dunno what it might mean.

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AD said...

love the new look :D

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Shelly said...

Oh-MY-GOD....I am NOT going to say it. You know why you had this dream. LOL!! BUT just in case, will mazal tov cocktails work against this Zombie invasion? Hmm, well I really don't have any of those laying about so that was redundant, so how about regular cocktails? I Do Have LOTS of those.

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