Sunday, June 7, 2009

What the hell am I doing out of bed?


It's 6:30 on a SUNDAY morning. Oh wait.. I know.. it's the idiot 13 year old boy and his friend playing basketball in the road across the street. I let my dog out, before I knew they were out there and barked his head off at them probably waking up the rest of the neighborhood. This just confirms my daughter's theory that they are vampires

I opened my door and said "Really? 6:30 on a Sunday morning and you all are out here playing basketball!" Did they stop? Nooooooooooooooooooo They just gave me that stupid look that all males give when they're not sure if they've been insulted, yelled out, praised or if they're going to get laid.

FUCK!

Well I'm up now. They are just lucky I didn't go on a drinking binge last night or they'd be wearing that basketball in a hole where it won't quite fit.


Maybe I'll go sit on the front porch and watch them play.. that ought to creep em out!

28 comments:

Marinka said...

Can you ring the doorbell and ask the boy's parents to have him knock it off? Or steal their basketball?

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dizz said...

Good idea! However his parents, "Uncle Dad" and "Grandma Mom" kinda creep me out a tad. There is a screwdriver in the pole that is used to adjust the height, maybe I'll steal that

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Guest said...

Um... All I can say to this is you are far nicer than I would be.

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Hit 40 said...

I can not imagine anything that you could do to make them stop.

Just stay away from the juvenile delinquents before they egg your house. Kids have way more time than you do. They use it to vandalize and catch STDs

You have my sympathy. I have an ass on the corner that is finally moving away to college!! I hope he does not party out his first semester!!

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otin said...

Even worse, how about some asshole running a weedwhacker at 7 am!

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dizz said...

Yeah.. I wasn't awake yet

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dizz said...

The boy that lives there is generally a good kid, but at they age, they are just so selfish.

And the 21 year old kid that lives next door to him parties CONSTANTLY so I hope it doesn't happen to you

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dizz said...

yeah... I'd go off on him.. he knows better!

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Skylers Dad said...

Ask for the ball, tell them you want to try a long shot. Puncture ball with large kitchen knife. Walk back inside, problem solved.

quirkyloon said...

Well at first I was going to suggest that you start cheering them, like a cheerleader?

But after reading your comments...probably wouldn't be worth getting egged or worse!

Sorry you were so rudely awakened. If it makes you feel any better, I'm rudely awakened every morning by my five year old. "Mom, can I play your DS?" or "Mom can I watch Tom and Cherry (should be Jerry)?"

ha!

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dizz said...

Where were you at 6:30 this morning giving this advice... oh yeah.. sleeping.. lucky bastard ;P

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dizz said...

That does give me wee little comfort Quirkster.. thank oyu

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Douglas said...

You should impale one of their heads on a spike in your front yard to serve as a warning to the others.

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dizz said...

Thanks for the idea Douglas! It just might work!

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Suzy said...

Sit out there with a water pistol and when the cops come, say you were watering your lawn and trying to conserve water.

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dizz said...

LMAO! Good one.. Only he'd still throw the cuffs on me because he knows it's been raining here for a month straight. Maybe I could throw a donut in one direction and run in the other

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ReformingGeek said...

If you can't beat them, join them.

Ha! Sorry you were up so early.

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dizz said...

Sure wish I could beat them though.. too bad it's against the law

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Shawn said...

LOL @ sitting on the front porch and watching them. Maybe throw out some inappropriate lascivious comments every now and then. Not too obvious, but just ambiguous enough to cause some discomfort.

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dizz said...

Right on!!! I am taking all of these suggestions down and will use them all!

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AD said...

He made me think violent thoughts this morning.

I kept playing different scenarios in my head.

- Go out there with a gun a shoot the basketball.

- Go out there with Transformer robot and have it step on the basketball hoop.

- Shine sunlight on the kids.
:D

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Mango Girl said...

I am thinking paint gun...READY? AIM! FIRE!!!!

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dizz said...

Adding that one to my list now!!

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dizz said...

HA! also good ideas

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MadMadMargo said...

Aarrrgh, I hate it when that happens. I would have loved to been on the front porch with you, sounds like fun to me!

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ann said...

gddammofobufus!



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dizz said...

LOL I went out later of in the afternoon to watch them play AND try to skateboard WHILE playing .. hilarious. They didn't get creeped out though.. dammit

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dizz said...

Can I steal that? That's great!

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