Reason number 5,276 NOT to share your sexual past with hubby

Because he will throw it in your face during an argument? Maybe. But MY reason is he will tell your children what a bad girl you were in the good ole days.

You see, when I was a teen at worked at a famous sub making shop. I kinda had a crush on the guy I was working the weekend midnight shift. We were dead and bored. So we made "baking bread be back in 15 min sign" on the door and locked it. We went back into the storage room and errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kinda embarrassing.. but we ... ahem "baked bread" That was a free foot long! KIDDING he wasn't THAT big. SHUT UP! Like YOU'VE never done it in a sub shop. Liars ALL of you.


Anyway fast forward to last night. My daughter is looking for a job. She had mentioned that there is supposed to be a new famous sub shop opening here in our little city. Hubby told her that she didn't wanna work there, that she'd do bad things. My daughter, have NO clue what he meant, said "That's Mom, not me! I wouldn't do anything bad" She asked me if I smoked dope while I was on the job. I said "No" and tried to leave it at that. She said "What did you 'bau-chica-wow-wow'?" I couldn't hide my embarrassed smile fast enough.. she saw it and has now sworn that place and all other restaurants off altogether.

THAT my friends is another reason not to share shit with your S/O

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