Friday, June 12, 2009

Reason number 5,276 NOT to share your sexual past with hubby

Because he will throw it in your face during an argument? Maybe. But MY reason is he will tell your children what a bad girl you were in the good ole days.

You see, when I was a teen at worked at a famous sub making shop. I kinda had a crush on the guy I was working the weekend midnight shift. We were dead and bored. So we made "baking bread be back in 15 min sign" on the door and locked it. We went back into the storage room and errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kinda embarrassing.. but we ... ahem "baked bread" That was a free foot long! KIDDING he wasn't THAT big. SHUT UP! Like YOU'VE never done it in a sub shop. Liars ALL of you.


Anyway fast forward to last night. My daughter is looking for a job. She had mentioned that there is supposed to be a new famous sub shop opening here in our little city. Hubby told her that she didn't wanna work there, that she'd do bad things. My daughter, have NO clue what he meant, said "That's Mom, not me! I wouldn't do anything bad" She asked me if I smoked dope while I was on the job. I said "No" and tried to leave it at that. She said "What did you 'bau-chica-wow-wow'?" I couldn't hide my embarrassed smile fast enough.. she saw it and has now sworn that place and all other restaurants off altogether.

THAT my friends is another reason not to share shit with your S/O

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24 comments:

Sass said...

Reason number 356 that I don't eat at places staffed entirely by teenagers. ;)

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dizz said...

LMAO!!GOOD POINT!

Devil's Daughter-In-Law said...

A free foot-long is even better than a 5 dollar foot-long! Will never be able to think of Subway the same...

When I was a teenager, I once 'baked bread' in the basement of my high school. But don't tell my husband.

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ReformingGeek said...

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I was a late bloomer. ;-)

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quirkyloon said...

I'm not sure if i'll ever be able to look at you or that popular sub shop again!

My sub dreams have been shattered!

So was it white or wheat?

HA!

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dizz said...

you're secret is safe with me.. besides if your MIL found out she'd probaly kill you lol

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dizz said...

I'm not sure either.. I am just glad you are here in bloggyland

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dizz said...

LOL! HA! it was white too funny

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DouglasDyer said...

15 minutes??? Holy cow, did you guys do it twice?

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Slyde said...

compared to what COULD be in your food at fast food places, that honestly isnt so bad..

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Mango Girl said...

HAHAHA! Yes, keep your sexual past to your self!

Your daughter will tell all her friends and now the subway shop will be the next business to have massive lay-offs due to lack of business...

Skylers Dad said...

Douglas was thinking the same thing as me! When I was a teen, there was not holding back...

dizz said...

He was like a rabbit! LOL

dizz said...

blech! I don't even wanna think about it!

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dizz said...

GREAT! I am now responsible for the collapse of a fast food chain.. how will I sleep at nizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hehe

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dizz said...

you think alike because you men ALL share the same brain scary really

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otin said...

Now I will sit and wait for number 5277 LOL!

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dizz said...

You might be waiting a loooooooooooooooooooooong time.. I can't count quite that high

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AD said...

Lol.

Gross. Never eating at Subway again.

*chomps on Subway sub*



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AD said...

AHHHHHH!



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AD said...

::whimper:: I just submitted my blog to the grim reaper. Lol.

I think he is going to rip it to SHREDS.
Lol.

:D

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dizz said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast beef sub

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dizz said...

You think? I thought they were going to be meaner to me. I think you will be okay

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Shelly said...

Repeat after me....."I was a virgin until I met you dear."
Not subway, but Sonic drive-in! You had a touch more class!!!

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