I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
Yesterday, I explained how my brain works. Today, I thought I'd explain the male brain.
We all know the male thinks about the same things 24/7 365 (or 366) days a year. Sex, Sports, Beer, Cars, Planes, etc. This is because they all share one universal brain. The Universal Brain (referred to as UB) is filled with other knowledge like important dates, nice things to say to women and how to act like a human being instead of a Neanderthal.
Now because of the UB all the men in the world have to take turns using it. If you man only talks about the "same things" mentioned above, then you know it is not his turn to use UB.
When he starts using the "other knowledge" then you know it is his turn to use it.
What they don't know is that the women have the schedule, so we know when it is his turn to use it. That's fitting isn't it, we take care of everything else, we might as well have the UB schedule as well. So even if it is not his scheduled time, he won't know it and we get to make him use it. He's not smart enough to check the schedule, so we get to use it to our advantage.
Beware though, on the days he is scheduled, he might actually use it to write down his next scheduled time. Fear not though, we can always tell him the schedule changed. He won't think anything of it, because it is not actually his scheduled time, he will have "other things" on his mind.