Things men are born knowing: Things they SHOULD have been born knowing:
The engine size of every car ever made: The dress size of their wife or S/O
The name of every military plane: The names of all of wife's or S/O
friends and family members.
What dohickie goes to what: Which shirt goes with which pants, belt and shoes
whatchamcallit in anything
The engine size of every car ever made: The dress size of their wife or S/O
The name of every military plane: The names of all of wife's or S/O
friends and family members.
What dohickie goes to what: Which shirt goes with which pants, belt and shoes
whatchamcallit in anything
mechanical
How to fix anything with duct tape: How to fix a broken nail WITHOUT duct tape or WD-40 and/or WD-40
How to scratch their balls and ass. : When to keep their balls and asses out of
places they should never be
Undoing bra straps with one hand: Using same hand to find the clit
Throwing things in the air and catching : Using that amazing coordination to give mutiple O's
them with their mouths.
How to suck a tit : How to suck a tit properly
Damn I must be horny I have to go now.
please vote for me
How to fix anything with duct tape: How to fix a broken nail WITHOUT duct tape or WD-40 and/or WD-40
How to scratch their balls and ass. : When to keep their balls and asses out of
places they should never be
Undoing bra straps with one hand: Using same hand to find the clit
Throwing things in the air and catching : Using that amazing coordination to give mutiple O's
them with their mouths.
How to suck a tit : How to suck a tit properly
Damn I must be horny I have to go now.
please vote for me
8 comments:
Dahhh-yumm is right, girl! Go get you some!
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Have fun! ;)
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I hate undoing bras. I can do it easily but I hate it.
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OMG! Yes, I need to let me husband read this, like see: these things YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO!! Plus soft titty lickers are no fun..
I was not born with any of this knowledge! And I've acquired very little of it in the meantime.
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wait a minute! the clit is by the Bra?
NO WONDER i could never find it!
I was just thinking that you might need a moment to yourself!
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