Thursday, May 21, 2009

Things men know/things they SHOULD know


Things men are born knowing: Things they SHOULD have been born knowing:

The engine size of every car ever made: The dress size of their wife or S/O

The name of every military plane: The names of all of wife's or S/O
friends and family members.


What dohickie goes to what: Which shirt goes with which pants, belt and shoes
whatchamcallit in anything
mechanical

How to fix anything with duct tape: How to fix a broken nail WITHOUT duct tape or WD-40 and/or WD-40


How to scratch their balls and ass. : When to keep their balls and asses out of
places they should never be


Undoing bra straps with one hand: Using same hand to find the clit

Throwing things in the air and catching : Using that amazing coordination to give mutiple O's
them with their mouths.

How to suck a tit : How to suck a tit properly


Damn I must be horny I have to go now.
please vote for me

8 comments:

Scandalous Housewife said...

Dahhh-yumm is right, girl! Go get you some!

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Rachel said...

*blushing*

Have fun! ;)

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darsden said...

rotflmfao

Mr Condescending said...

I hate undoing bras. I can do it easily but I hate it.

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SheBloggs said...

OMG! Yes, I need to let me husband read this, like see: these things YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO!! Plus soft titty lickers are no fun..

Shawn said...

I was not born with any of this knowledge! And I've acquired very little of it in the meantime.

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Slyde said...

wait a minute! the clit is by the Bra?

NO WONDER i could never find it!

blognut said...

I was just thinking that you might need a moment to yourself!

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