Mad Lib Monday: Why you Should go to College

Our American universities offer students many bootylicious courses that will prepare them to become professional bones.
You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Melons or take a regular liberal gynecologists course. Or, if you want to be a craptastic engineer, you can study hairy mathematics and differential pigs. Then, after 3,428 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write a scrotum and become a Doctor of Balls. When you get out into the firm world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job easily a janitor or even a pimp. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as a duckling.
Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance balloons. It's true that a "little learning is an ochre thing."


~WOW~ This one was funny.. you guys must have all gotten together and planned your word selections. Don't worry, I took the liberty of looking up "ochre" because I swear Etta made it up.. turns out, she didn't.
From Dictionary.com Ochre or Ocher noun, adjective, verb

As a noun:

any of a class of natural earths, mixtures of hydrated oxide of iron with various earthy materials, ranging in color from pale yellow to orange and red, and used as pigments.

the color of this, ranging from pale yellow to an orangish or reddish yellow.

As an adjective:

of the color of ocher.

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