Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy 5th o'May


Yeah.. that's me being all Irish oh wait.. They do too have May 5th in Ireland! They celebrate it by drinking. BITE ME


Anywho in honor of this day.. I thought I'd post the 5 things in May that pissed me the hell off. What? I know it's a weird way to honor this day.. but this is me we're talking about remember?

Friday: My tooth started hurting. Not just any hurt.. like "Here, I dare you to chew on aluminum foil" hurt Now depending on how old you are or aren't that made sense to you. If it didn't you either A) have perfect teeth with no cavities EVER and therefor no metal fillings, in which case you can kiss my ass B) have lots of cavities, but can't afford to go to the dentist to get said metal fillings, in which case, I feel for you C) Have cavities but you are old enough to NOT have metal fillings in which case you can suck my ass or D) Have never been stupid enough to chew on aluminum foil with metal fillings welded to your skull in which case i plant my foot up your ass

Saturday: Tooth hurt all day, so I was miserable and happily cleaned the whole house from top to bottom laid around the house all day whining and bitching

Sunday: Tooth did not hurt AT ALL, but with Obama's generous "stimulus package" of 15 extra dollars a week, we couldn't decide where to spend all of that money, so we just stayed home Thanks for nothing

Monday: Left work early to go to the dentist (which I couldn't afford), only to have him fix the 3 teeth that WERE NOT bothering me. Asshole! I made him give me drugs for pain until I could rig up my john boat and hijack a cargo ship and sell the goods somehow afford to get it fixed.

Tuesday: People that do crossword puzzles while driving and wander into my lane. Well, I'm not sure it was a crossword puzzle, but he had what looked like a newspaper on the steering wheel and he was writing on it.

37 comments:

ReformingGeek said...

Sorry about the tooth. That just plain sucks aluminum.

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dizz said...

Thanks.. I hope to be able to get it fixed soon!

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darsden said...

I would rather have back surgery again than go to the dentist. I have a fortune in there already! You have the power to take control of your doctor..do what I did...I am here for this tooth, fix this one or I am leaving. He did try to pull that crap...I got the one fix I wanted then I changed dentist and I have been so happy keeping all that money away from dr. dick! Hope you feel better..I actually have found plain or pm tylenol works best :-))

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dizz said...

Thanks for the advice... if I wold have thought he wasn't going to fix it after the others.. I would have told him just that.. oh well.. I got some good drugs out of it.. and I am off today

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Douglas said...

I have metal fillings and I have chewed aluminum foil. So now I'm not sure exactly what I'm supposed to do with your ass.

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dizz said...

LOL!! you can bite it if you'd like!

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Queenie said...

I feel for ya. I feel for ya so much, I've ordered my jet to be fueled and we are headed your way to air drop booze and drugs in your back yard. Please send up a flair so we hit the right yard.. We have been sued before.... who knew the neighbor would get pissy because their toddlers were hit in the head with gin bottles falling from the sky... who knew?

Shawn said...

All right, explain. Why the hell would you chew on aluminum foil?

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dizz said...

thanks girl! I will be on my roof in an hour...

Some people have no sense of humor.. what the hell they lettin their kids play outside for anyway.. don't they know it's dangerous?





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dizz said...

Come on shawn.. you were young and dumb once.. after all you are a guy! ;P Trust me.. I didn't do it again once I felt the pain.. Kinda like putting your tongue to a 9 volt..

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Guest said...

There is SO an international dental conspiracy that I have been trying to bust for years! The only saving point is to find one that has a "loose" system with passing out valium.

blognut said...

You know I hear ya' on this, right? I STILL feel like someone bashed in the whole side of my skull.

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Quirkyloon said...

It wasn't a crossword puzzle...it was Sudoku!

Ha!

Sorry about the tooth woes...those suck...royally!

MadMadMargo said...

Man, there is nothing worse than a toothache. Try a little whiskey on the gums, that remedy seems to work, if nothing else, you'll get a little buzzed. Hope the rest of this month turns around for you.

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JD said...

so tomorrow are you going to post six things in may that piss you off?

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Stacy said...

Sorry to hear about your tooth. I'm old enough to remember the foil thing and old enough for those ancient metal fillings to be crumbling daily. I need some serious dental work done, but haven't figured out whose ass to pull the money from.

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Calamity said...

Your review, as requested.

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dizz said...

I agree! A never ending supply would be wounderful

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dizz said...

I'm sorry to hear that.. I sure hope it feels better soon.

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dizz said...

YES! You know I think you are right

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otin said...

I used to sit in that NY inbound traffic, and some of the shit that people would do while driving was unreal! I especially liked people with portable tvs watching the Today show in 6 lanes of traffic!

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Skylers Dad said...

I am going to go buy a big, old, piece of shit truck that I can use to just drive around and wait for people to enter my lane.

I will wear leather and a fake Mohawk like the baddies in Thunderdome, and all will be right in my world!

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Jen said...

I hope your tooth feels better soon. I had that happen a couple of years back and went to the dentist to find that after drugging me he operated on the wrong tooth. I am afraid to go back to him and I can't afford to go to someone else. It doesn't hurt that bad however, I just chew aluminum foil to make the pain go away. Which reminds me of putting my tongue on the tip of a 9 volt battery. Do kids to that anymore?

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Margaret (Nanny Goats) said...

Good Lord it's only the 5th of May and you've had all that crap already? And are you going to change dentists or what?

Saw you on AAYSR this morning. I randomly went to it today and there you were, right at the top!

dizz said...

Hiccup.. I tried the whiskey on the gums.. hiccup.. but it slipped down my throat.. no pain though

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dizz said...

nope.. because cinco de seis is not a recognized holiday

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dizz said...

I hear ya.. it can only get better from here though

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dizz said...

That wasn't so bad.. a "meh" is better than a flaming finger as far as I can tell

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dizz said...

That shit's crazy! I am glad I don't live there

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dizz said...

I'll ride shotgun.. it will be fun!

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dizz said...

LMAO ! I hope it feels better soon.. lay off the aluminum foil though. I think kids still get each other with the battery.. and why not, its fun

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dizz said...

I actually like the dentist. He is within walking distance from my house and he's good. I just know next time to make him work on the tooth I need FIRST!

I didn't think it was such a bad review.. at least it wasn't a flaming finger.

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stoneskin said...

Crossword while driving is outrageous. You should have hooted madly to make him screw it up. Or scowled menacingly using that danged tooth in a scary grin.

dizz said...

Dammit.. I should have done both Always thinking of those things AFTER the fact

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Slyde said...

people do the crosswords while driving?

where the hell do YOU live?

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Bee said...

Ouch! Maybe you should floss more often?

I on the other hand had me a mojito and am in no pain whatsoever. ;o)

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Mr. Crossword Player was probably trying to hook up with a hottie, then saw you, and that's why he swerved because he had found "the one"!!! :o)

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