Yeah.. that's me being all Irish oh wait.. They do too have May 5th in Ireland! They celebrate it by drinking. BITE ME
Anywho in honor of this day.. I thought I'd post the 5 things in May that pissed me the hell off. What? I know it's a weird way to honor this day.. but this is me we're talking about remember?
Friday: My tooth started hurting. Not just any hurt.. like "Here, I dare you to chew on aluminum foil" hurt Now depending on how old you are or aren't that made sense to you. If it didn't you either A) have perfect teeth with no cavities EVER and therefor no metal fillings, in which case you can kiss my ass B) have lots of cavities, but can't afford to go to the dentist to get said metal fillings, in which case, I feel for you C) Have cavities but you are old enough to NOT have metal fillings in which case you can suck my ass or D) Have never been stupid enough to chew on aluminum foil with metal fillings welded to your skull in which case i plant my foot up your ass
Saturday: Tooth hurt all day, so I was miserable and
Sunday: Tooth did not hurt AT ALL, but with Obama's generous "stimulus package" of 15 extra dollars a week, we couldn't decide where to spend all of that money, so we just stayed home
Monday: Left work early to go to the dentist (which I couldn't afford), only to have him fix the 3 teeth that WERE NOT bothering me. Asshole! I made him give me drugs for pain until I could
Tuesday: People that do crossword puzzles while driving and wander into my lane. Well, I'm not sure it was a crossword puzzle, but he had what looked like a newspaper on the steering wheel and he was writing on it.