Monday, May 4, 2009

Mad Lib Monday: Why you Should go to College


Our American universities offer students many bootylicious courses that will prepare them to become professional bones.
You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Melons or take a regular liberal gynecologists course. Or, if you want to be a craptastic engineer, you can study hairy mathematics and differential pigs. Then, after 3,428 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write a scrotum and become a Doctor of Balls. When you get out into the firm world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job easily a janitor or even a pimp. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as a duckling.
Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance balloons. It's true that a "little learning is an ochre thing."


~WOW~ This one was funny.. you guys must have all gotten together and planned your word selections. Don't worry, I took the liberty of looking up "ochre" because I swear Etta made it up.. turns out, she didn't.
From Dictionary.com Ochre or Ocher noun, adjective, verb

As a noun:


any of a class of natural earths, mixtures of hydrated oxide of iron with various earthy materials, ranging in color from pale yellow to orange and red, and used as pigments.


the color of this, ranging from pale yellow to an orangish or reddish yellow.

As an adjective:

of the color of ocher.

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25 comments:

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

That was a good one! I love the "liberal gynecologist's course". Sounds like fun!

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Jo said...

I am going to check into becoming a Doctor of Balls. With three boys and a hubs, I may need that education!

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Douglas said...

I never got my Bachelor of Melons but I have been bestowed numerous honorary degrees for my intensive online research.

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darsden said...

That is hilarious, you do a wonderful job of compiling them all to make a short story. I enjoy reading and not playing because I would have to keep reading the rules to know what I am suppose to put down... have a great day :-)

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Chris said...

Haha. Such a brilliant idea - good work Soggy. Love the layout too!

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Stacy said...

Only 3000+ years to get a degree....oy, the student loans!

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Scandalous Housewife said...

Amen to sista who uses bootilicious and craptastic in the same post!

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Shawn said...

I took that liberal gynecologists course, not knowing what to expect. I didn't expect that. Oh god, I didn't expect that.

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MadMadMargo said...

Taaa-daaah! This is a great installment of Mad Lib Monday. It came together really nicely.

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Joe said...

A really funny one this week. It worked out well.

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ReformingGeek said...

Damn those differential pigs!

Good one!

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Otin said...

HaHa! you can tell everyones mind is in the Gutter!

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dizz said...

Maybe that's what your gyno studied heheheh

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dizz said...

I'm thinking that would be a very wise investment!

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dizz said...

LMAO! I am sure of that.

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dizz said...

I'm just glad you come to visit ;)

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dizz said...

I'm glad you enjowed it.. when are you coming back to bloggyland

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dizz said...

I didn't even think about that factor.. whew good thing this is fiction

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dizz said...

All of my commentors are great like that coming up with hilarious words

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dizz said...

and when will your therapy be complete?

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dizz said...

I rather enjoyed it myself! You guys are GREAT!

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dizz said...

I thought so too. I am bummed out that you didn't get to play! I hope you all feel better soon

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dizz said...

THEY are what caused the swine flu

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dizz said...

I think so! It was fun

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Betty said...

That's funny. I love mad libs. I love them more now that I know what an adverb is... No seriously I didn't know how to explain what and adverb was until I learned another language and they made us categorize words as such. So sad.

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