Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Irony is a funny creature!




So I go to KFC for lunch after I printed up the free coupon for 2 pieces of grilled chicken 2 sides and a biscuit. It was busier than an one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Just so you know, you don't get to choose your sides, so don't try. The people ahead of me tried and they were pissed when they were told the way it is. When they sat down I said to the cashier "When something is free, you dont complain, you get what you get and you are happy with with it." She agreed. I got my food and left.




I opened my box while driving (shut up you all do it too) While my mouth was watering with anticipation for the yummy grilled chicken.. imagine my disappointment when I see 1 piece of FRIED chicken and 1 side. I looked like a lunatic at the stop light because I was laughing the irony of it all. Did that stop me from bitching and moaning to my co-workers about it.. HELL NO because dammit I paid good money for the ink for the coupon and the gas for my car to get there. Damn right I'm gonna complain.






So my dear readers.. check your box make sure you are getting for what you aren't paying.




26 comments:

Venom said...

Dizz - really love your site redesign!! Kudos, Chelle.
Saw SoggyDoggy reviewed over @ Ask & You Shall Receive; they hardly even ripped you! Who'd you bribe? Just kidding. Well done. ;-)

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Shawn said...

Ha, they probably did it on purpose just to see if you would adhere to your own beliefs.

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SheBloggs said...

I was gonna print my coupon off too! I wanted to see what the new "gilled" taste like, but seeing the line backed up on both sides of KCF while comming back for lunch ..I changed my mind. I get Mexican for dinner..lol

darsden said...

LOL, I would have called and complained...

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dizz said...

Thanks venom.. she did a great job. I'm not sure how I only got a MEH and not anything worse.. I was very happy to see it



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Jo said...

Well I saw Oprah yesterday and she did say you could choose sides - she even listed the options! I always check my food when I am carrying out/going through a drive-thru. It is wrong more often than not.

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Queenie said...

ok,, first.. were you drunk.. cause only drunk people eat at kentucky fried rats.. and second... KENTUCKY FRIED RATS.. were you drunk? Oh wait.. forget I asked..

I'm hoping that KFC.. is much better in your area than it is in our area.. Starved pigs can't eat the stuff they cook up here..

Otin said...

at least you laugh about it, I about have an anuerysm!

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Lady Sarcasm said...

I would have turned that auto around and complained right back at the cook instead of coworkers! LOL But then again, I'm VERY particular about my chicken. :D

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dizz said...

I think so..as a matter of fact, if I wasn't on my lunch hour, I would have gone back.

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dizz said...

There ya go. Be prepared to wait.. its a popular sell!

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dizz said...

If I hadn't left my cell phone at work .. I might have

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dizz said...

Really? Maybe the peeps at my KFC failed to watch it

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dizz said...

I was high on pain pills if that counts I was high on pain pills if that counts I was high on pain pills if that counts oh wait TheKFC here isn't too bad.

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dizz said...

Meh.. you have to laugh.. otherwise you die yound from stress

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dizz said...

If I wasn't already running late and halfway back to the office, I would have.. trust me

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ReformingGeek said...

Very funny! I've heard that their servers are crashing because so many people are trying to print the coupon. Sheesh!

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blognut said...

I'm glad you thought that was funny. I would have come undone.

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surveygirl46 said...

OMG, we went 2 weekends ago, the line was out the back door, and there was this cute little hispanic 5 year old girl sitting suggestively on the lap a statue of the colonel. People were grumpy, bitching and complaining that they had to stand in line, my guy included, when we got the chicken home it looked like someone branded the grill marks in it...LOL

dizz said...

It took me a few times before I could print the coupon.. I believe it

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dizz said...

Naaaaaaaaaaaaah.. Life's too short.. you have to laugh at those things especially when you just made a profound statement.

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dizz said...

Well good... now I'm feeling a little better about the fried chicken I got. id it at least taste good?

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Vince said...

Wow! Haha! And after you said that people shouldn't complain! Hahaha! Great post!

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dizz said...

I know it.. that is sooooooo why i had to laugh about it.

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Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I was doubly pissed off when I discovered you couldn't use the damn coupons here in Canada. :o(

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Nomad said...

is this new chicken from KFC fried and THEN grilled, or the other way around?

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