My friend has a 5 year old daughter in kindergarten who had to write something about her mom. When her daughter brought it home, she was a little shocked and embarrassed:
For the record, mom is not 16, she is 20 something, but all of the other kids were saying their moms were 50 and 60. When she was asked, she thought they were all saying 16 so that's what she thought she was supposed to say. The other stuff is pretty normal. the last item, however is what she was most embarrassed. "My mom is funny when she gets on my dad's back" Now, I thought this little girl either walked in on them doing something weird, or that her dad had said "get off my back!" and the little girl heard it. Mom says, "My husband gives me piggyback rides around the house" Yeah suuuuure
Another friend has a 4 year old daughter. One night, her dad was giving her a bath. Before the bath, dad was trying to take out the earrings. The little girl told her daddy that only mommy knows how to take out the earrings. Daddy reassured her by telling her when he was younger he wore an earring, so he knows how to do it. Her eyes got really big and she said, "You mean you wore earrings when you were a little girl?"
I sooooooooooo miss that age. They are almost enough to make me want to have another one...
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