Well.. its time for final exams again.
Here are some sample questions with fuzzy answers that may give you an idea of what final exams are like:
Q: Who was the fist president of the United States?
A: Parker, who was also called "The Sofa of Our Country"
Q: What's the shortest distance between two mullets
A: A straight room service attendant
Q: Who said "I regret that I have only one rum to give for my country."?
A: Drew
Q: If 2 apples cost 6 cents, and ten cows cost 50 cents, how much would one sand trap cost?
A: What are you crazy or something? If you can answer questions like these, you should end up with the best damn vegetables in the class.'
Thanks everyone for playing
Stalk me again next Sunday for a fun way to get exposure to your blog. Don't forget Next week I would like to use one of YOUR posts for my mad lib. If you would like to volunteer one of your posts.. new or old let me know and which one you want me to use; my email address is in my profile.
7 comments:
My dog was the first President! He never told me.
"A straight room service attendant" made me laugh out loud! Well done, and sorry I haven't played the last couple of times. Doggon weekends have been piling up.
Shawn.. Parker is not your dog.. he's a sofa. ;P
Chris... I laugh every time I read it too. I know you got a lot going on! It's all good.
I just keep getting smarter reading your posts!
Just wait til you get my tuition bill ;)
Awesome post...funny :)
Very clever - very funny. Can't wait until next week - see ya then!
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