I think I have come down with LBS..you know .. Lazy Blogger Syndrome. Here is another email goodie:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars..
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some M&M's .
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more M&M's.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........
And my favorite one.....
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing.
Another thing to giggle about. My husband, not happy with my mood
swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a
bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some M&M's.
9 comments:
I think we are all suffering from "Winter Brain" - you know, frozen and not working. Thank goodness tomorrow is the FIRST DAY OF SPRING!
wooooooohooooooooo maybe THEN the new spring line of clothing will come out.
lol @ "I've always loved you in that robe". Definitely feeling the laziness bug, too.
;-) Monthly? But I feel that way all the time!
Well that's what the hubby gets for askin'!
heh heh
yum yum yum M&Ms!!!!
I would rather walk into a Serbian minefield than enter the house during PMS time!
Shawn: Now you know EXACLY what to say at all times. You're welcome
RG: Yeah... me too.. but it's always a good excuse to each chocolate
QL: I keep telling mine I will get a mood ring if he isn't careful!
Chris: I have a Serbian minefield in my back yard (in the form of dog poo piles) ... you are welcom anytime!
I can't wait till it's legal to lock ya'll up during that time.
It'll make the world a safer place ;)
LMAO
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