Friday, March 20, 2009

Gross shit you wish you didn't know

The Hussy, with her Friday Facts has inspired and even given me permission to do my own Friday series. Thanks Hussy!

If you're eating, you may want to come back later

Some of the grossest World Eating Records:
100 live maggots in 5 min, 29 sec.
144 snails in 11 min, 30 sec.

12 slugs in 12 min.

60 earthworms in 3 min, 6 sec. Yeah.... I just threw up a little

Buzz Aldrin was the first man to defecate on the moon.
Why did we need to know this?

After 5 years, over 1/2 of the weight of your pillow is dust mites Thanks Skyler's dad A scatologist is a person who studies fecal matter (poop) for a living.
That's what I REALLY wanted to be when I grew up good thing I got smrt

Shmeat.. enough said
Enough NOT said??.. fine.. Go to Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars to read more


Under the Influence said...

Great. I have about 3.5 years before I need to buy new pillows!

Dani said...

Omg remind me to buy a new pillow today....gross

ReformingGeek said...

I'm feeling something slimy moving thru my insides......

Poor Buzz. What a way to go down in history.

Shawn said...

Did he actually defecate ON the moon? Like right on the surface? What the hell's wrong with him?

SkylersDad said...

I hope Buzz picked it up in a little doggy bag like we all do at the walkies park!

Anonymous said...

Some people just have way too much time on their hands.



Mike said...

I've never seen butt flaps in those space suits.

Think about it ;)

Anonymous said...

*sigh* But I wanted to be the first to crap on the moon! There goes another childhood dream.

SheBloggs said...

Gross me out!

Da Old Man said...

That is not a lot of maggots, and they are pretty small.
May be a record in my future.

dizzblnd said...

JO: I Have another 4 years

Hey Dani.. go buy a new pillow

RG: Yeah.. at 5:30AM not pleasant to write about .. but I do it for you all.. you're welcome!

Shawn.. I dunno.. maybe the suits have a poop chute and it's now space shit

Shaurna: You can't say I didn't warn ya ;)

Mike: Maybe it's a poop chute

QL: ~~~looks around~~~ WHO ME??

Chris. ewww I hope so too.

Sass: Don't worry.. you can still be the first to have sex on the moon

Joe... ONE maggot is too many maybe that's what shmeat is REALLY made from

Me-Me King said...

Yeow! I keep thinking about the initial crunch, the goosh that follows and the guts that would end up between my teeth.

Thinkinfyou said...

YUCK! I'm going out and buying new pillows today!

dizzblnd said...

me-me That's just too gross.. If I had to eat maggots in order to survive, I think I would just starve

Tfy: Buy 1 for me too

ettarose said...

If that grosses you out watch the Discovery channel about all the nasty critters that are walking all over you as we speak. Shudder!

dizzblnd said...

Etta: UGH I know it.. give me willies just thinking about it.. off to scrub my skin raw now

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