Mad Lib Monday: What's in a name?

William Shakespeare is regarded by scholars and dogs alike as the greatest playwright and book ever to put pen to candle. Although he wrote in his native elbow, Shakespeare has been translated into twelve different *reindeer and his plays and poems are venomously read and performed everywhere in the world. Hamlet's soliloquy - which begins "to be or not to be, that is the teacher," - has been delivered on stage by more voluptuous actors than any other wonderful crumpet ever written. Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The *Bridezilla of Venice, King Larson, A Midsummer Night's Post-It Note, and The Taming of the Penguin. We could go on, but we must leave. As Romeo said to Juliet, "Parting is such funky sorrow.

*Those who weren't linked are thanks to David, I couldn't find a blog for him
Thanks for playing everyone. Stay tuned Next Sunday and Monday for the next installment.