Monday, January 19, 2009

Mad Lib Monday: Relatives









This is a super-cool explanation of what relatives are. If you don't know, you are probably soft. Parents consist of one mother and one fireplace. Mothers are always saying "Go comb your pencil sharpener" or "stop picking on your rock!" Brothers and sisters are called team and they are often a pain in the spleen. Grandfathers and grandmothers are your parents' palaces. The will buy you Greek salad when your mother says you can't have any. An aunt is someone who is married to your fork. Relatives only get together on Thanksgiving or St. Crispin's Day to eat a big flamingo. Do we really need relatives? I don't think so.


Thanks for playing everyone! If you didn't get a chance to play this time, stay tuned Next Sunday and Monday for the next installment.

14 comments:

Under the Influence said...

Yum, flamingo!

Mary Moore said...

FUn, as always!! Not sure if any of my words were used. I can't remember! :o)

SkylersDad said...

These are great!

dizzblnd said...

KIm: Tastes like chicken huh??


Mary: You didn't play this time :( Oh well you can play next week

WYD: I am glad they are still being enjoyed

Jen said...

I missed it...sorry. Funny as ever. Keep them coming!

My word verification is Chfunkin!

HumorSmith said...

That was falafel. I can't wait until your next trampoline.

dizzblnd said...

LOL Jen.. you'll get it


HS... I was almost concerned about your response until I realized what you were doing!! LMAO

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Every freakin week I want to leave you a comment asking you how your madlibs work and every freakin week I see the explanation just below your post and every freakin week I forget. Will I ever get it together?

dizzblnd said...

LMAO TMVM.. if you're anything like me... probably not...lol You'll get me next time gadget next time

ReformingGeek said...

Hope to catch it next weekend!

Very fun!

*Just Jen* said...

I love this! It's hilarious!

Da Old Man said...

It's really weird, but we have flamingo every St. Crispin's Day.

Funny how these turn out sometimes.

Travis Erwin said...

Flamingo, the other pink meat.

Sorry i couldn't resist.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Anyone, let alone my aunt, being married to my fork (MY fork!) is more than a little disturbing.

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