Saturday, January 3, 2009

Insomnia bites! But it's great blogging inspiration.

Last night I couldn't sleep for shit! I was wired like I just came off of a 4 day cocaine binge. Not that I have ever been on one, I'm just saying, that's how I felt. I have no idea why I was so wired.

As I was tossing and turning, I started thinking about commercials this one came to mind

So I started thinking about bloggers. Would they go so far as to have kids just so they can have some blogging material? If so, can you imagine the names?

Henry Brian so they can call him HB=Humor Bloggers


Edward Cain so they can call him EC for short. EC= Entrecard for those that aren't getting it




Addy (short for Adsense)


I am sure you can add many more.

But what are the implications of this possible phenomenon if this should happen?
Would Widget have performance anxiety from they day he was born just because he might not have done anything blog-worthy that day?

Would Bloggerella act out in school to be funny just to please mom?

I implore all of you wanna be moms/bloggers NOT to have a child solely for this purpose.

Have a baby for love of the child, not to fulfill some crazy blogging fetish


Vodka Mom said...

I laugh my ass off at Brooke Shields now. WHO KNEW she was do damn funny???

Happy New Year!!

dizzblnd said...

I know right? She's a trip. Happy New Year to you as well

Blog said...

Too funny. I wonder what names I could have come up with if I had known I would turn into a blogger? Something that would result in the initials HTML, I guess!

Love the Brooke commercials. They are the best I've seen in a while!

dizzblnd said...

Just promise me you won't try that on any future kids! LOL

Anonymous said...

Haha hilarious post!

We have a baby due in May. Maybe we could name him/her "Soggy Doggy Bloggy"????

dizzblnd said...

lol ok texas.. I'll go with that.. thanks for stopping and dropping

Thinkinfyou said...

No more children for me!!
I love your song selections for your blog!!!

dizzblnd said...

Yep I'm done too.

Thank you I love music!

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

Great post - oh yeah, I think those middle of the night blog inspirations rule. But it's never insomnia for me - it's just one of my kids waking me up!!

acute_disaster said...

Lol....I can't get to sleep tonight.

You should get off 4 day cocaine binges more often, your posts are crazier.

Oh, and drugs are bad.


dizzblnd said...

Lee Thanks.. Sometimes I'd rather have little ones again....not

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