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*This plan includes identifying zombie outbreak characteristics:
a. Disappearance of isolated citizens, initially in relatively remote areas; b. Increasing numbers of gruesome unexplained deaths and disappearances, especially at night; c. Identification of difficult to kill, flesh-eating perpetrators; d. Recognition that the numbers of perpetrators is rapidly increasing and that those previously identified as victims have reappeared as perpetrators; e. Increasing isolation of survivors; f. Breakdown of peace-keeping and medical services; g. Documentation of lots of strange moaning.
They include links to other agencies who have prepared http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/boston-police-zombie-defense http://io9.com/5286145/a-harvard-psychiatrist-explains-zombie-neurobiology. (http://blogs.theelusivefish.com/madscience/2006/02/23/syracuse-universityand- the-underground-zombie-studies/); Stanford University (see http://wwwformal. stanford.edu/jmc/zombie/zombie.html)ong others.
There is also a form for you to fill out if you suspect someone is a Zombie
INFECTED CO-WORKER DISPATCH FORM Personal Information Name: ___________________________________________________________ UFID: ___________ Work Phone: _________________ Work Address: _________________________________________ Work Department/Unit: _________________________________________________________________ Incident Information Date of Incident: ___________________ Location: _________________________________________ This is to verify that at the time and place indicated above I was required to kill _____________________ (last name) _____________________, UFID # _______________ because he / she was displaying the following (last name) (if known) symptoms of ZBSD, or Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder (check all that apply): _____ headache _____ fever _____ chills _____ other flu-like symptoms _____ unresponsive to most stimuli _____ moaning _____ references to wanting to eat brains _____ recently dead but moving again _____ large areas of decaying flesh or open wounds _____ lack of rational thought (this can cause problems confusing zombies with managers) _____ killed and ate another employee: _____________________________________________ (name and unit of other employee) Based on these symptoms I killed ____________________________________________ using a: (name of dispatched zombie) _____ handgun _____ rifle _____ shotgun _____ baseball bat _____ chainsaw _____ piece of furniture _____ explosive device - _________________________________________________________ (describe device) _____ other - _________________________________________________________________ (describe) Dispatching Employee Signature: _________________________________________________________ P a g e | 6 Witnessses: _____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________ (last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit) ______________________________________________________________ (witness signature) _____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________ (last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit) ______________________________________________________________ (witness signature) _____________________ _____________________ ______________ ________________________ (last name) (first name) (UFID #) (unit) ______________________________________________________________ (witness signature) DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE - TO BE COMPLETED BY UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATION Reviewed by: ________________________________________ _____________________________ (name) (title) Dispatch is: _____ Approved _____ Physical plant has been notified to send housekeeping for cleanup _____ Employee has been sent additional ammunition (as appropriate) _____ HR has been notified to stop salary payments to dispatched employee and victims (if any) Dispatch is: _____ Not Approved _____ Physical plant has been notified to send housekeeping for cleanup _____ Employee supervisor has been notified to write letter of reprimand for employee file _____ HR has been notified to stop salary payments to dispatched employee and victims (if any) _____ This is a first offence [If this is a repeat offence, employee supervisor should be notified to initiate termination procedures. Improperly dispatching UF employees shall receive little toleration.]
You must check it out to get the full benefit... before it's too late!
*All of this comes from the link provided. I did no write it nor am I taking credit for any of it.