My cousin asked me 2 weeks ago if I wanted to play alumni Powder Puff football at out old high school. I graduated in '90, she in '91. I reminded her that we are old and old people should not be playing sports. She begged me saying she already signed up, she didn't know anyone it will be fun, and besides, it is a great way to embarrass our offspring. We both have Srs at that school. I told her 'maybe' hoping that would satisfy her and that she would change her mind
When I told my daughter I would be playing, she rolled her eyes. "You were sore for a week after 1 day of yard work why in the world are you going to play football?" "Because my cousin is a bully and making me play"
I am watching radar now.. praying for rain (I am close to Deltona) sigh.. it is moving too slowly. Practice is at 9... it is 8 now .. sigh
Hubs just told me I should establish myself as soon as I get on the field "Let's get something straight right now, I didn't come here to run or do any other physical activity so don't expect much!"
What the fuck was I thinking <---Great song.. click on it
SHIT my cousin is here gotta go.. someone do a thunder and lightning rain dance please
13 comments:
"You were sore for a week after 1 day of yard work why in the world are you going to play football?"
Oh, that is so me! LOL!
It rains a lot down there, right? hehe
I was first!!!!
Good luck, don't pull anything that isn't fun to pull.
Oh good lord, BE CAREFUL.
This is one of those "famous last words" type of post.
Have a blast. Do not drink and powderpuff.
Then again, is there any other way??
You can have our rain! The night before last and all day yesterday gave us an accumulation of around 9 inches of that nonsense! I'm quite sick of it personally and could do with some nice dry days :D
Can I get one of those jackets you sport in the first picture?
Two words: Tiger Balm.
I'm dancing. Still dancing. Threw in a couple of moonwalks too.
Hope it works!
hee hee
You so funny.
Imagine the play by play, if they broadcast the game:
Announcer: ...And it is first down and the ball is snapped, it is handed off to Dizz, she runs, she is not touched but she just stopped?
Color commentator: It appears that she just ran out of breath, or maybe pulled a muscle.
Announcer: Yes, Bill, she is obviously injured, imagine what would have happened if she was actually chased?!
CC: Here comes the stretcher.
Announcer: She should have listened to her daughter. It looks like she will be fine, she just got the wind knocked out of her!
CC: Wind knocked out...by what?
Announcer: Old age, Bill, it will sack you every time!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
So how did it go? We need an update now, I think. :)
Otin.. It DOES rain a lot. I actually had more fun than I thought I would. Of course it rained right AFTER practice was over!
Chris.. Thanks.. I remembered your words and nothing was pulled.. I AM sore as hell already however.
Ann.. Thank you. I was careful.. I think next time I'll put raspberry vodka in my water ;)
Skye... Holy... that is a lot of rain.. no thanks. I just hope it lets up for you
MG.. I'll send it to you .. just keep it handy.. I might need it again soon... I am googling Tiger Balm now
QL. Thanks for trying.. it worked.. AFTER practice was over
Otin THRICE in one day? I feel honored. Your commentary had me laughing my ass off. Thank you for that
Unfinished.. All went well. It was a lot more fun than I thought it would be. I am already sore and I can't wait to do it again next Sat.
oh no... you're screwed.
I'm feeling sore for you!
I will be happy to send you this rain. We go for weeks without anything and then here it is and is and is and is.
Tiger balm is awesome, a little pricey for the size, but you don't need much...Well, maybe you may need a little more than the average person...LOL
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