I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
I am back, oh joy. I returned Tuesday, but had no internet. Thank you for all the comments and everyone who stopped by to check on and party with my kids. Luckily, there was no crime scene tape or a bloody massacre upon my return from Miami. I will post pics another day. Today, I wanted to share with you some things I learned whilst punishing my liver, making an ass of myself and getting sunburned.
Hotel sex is WONDERFUL!
You don't use turn signals. This: A) Pisses people off B) Confuses them because they have no idea what they are used for C) Causes the people to slow down or speed up to impede your lane change
People do NOT look before pulling out from a side street or and exit on to a busy road while pulling a boat behind them (or any other time for that matter)
People will cut you off on a main highway in busy traffic without warning (yeah.. this happens everywhere, but it is WAY worse down there.
My SIL Shelly made a wonderful observation about the flow of traffic on Ocean Dr (main Drag on South Beach) Taxi, Mercedes, '82 Honda, Ferrari, Motorcycle, Stretch Limo, skateboard ...etc
The "Can you spare a dollar for a burger" lady has more singles than any stripper.
People DO speak English.
The step up in the bathroom at the Sea Cafe is MUCH more difficult to navigate after the 2nd espresso martini .
You should ALWAYS have a designated Tweeter when driving, you never know when inspiration hits. I was Shelly's DT.
My kids didn't miss me AT ALL.
My animals missed me more than they did.
I SO did NOT want to come back home.
I want to go back there ASAP with more time, more money and when hubs is NOT working.
The to do list actually was completed. I was very impressed
There ya go peeps. If you ever get the opportunity to go there TAKE IT! Take NO kids.