Thursday, July 9, 2009

Florida redneck window repair
















I snapped this pic with my cell phone with the image of the scenario that must have took place running through my head:

Jim Bob (JB): "Hey Billy Bob, let's go fix my rear car winder"

Billy Bob (BB) "Yeah.. lemme just go get a 24 pack of Busch beer and we'll have it done in no time.



2 hours later...

BB: Letsch go fix that there winder fishced up right.

JB: OK help me carry it from the front porsch..

They get it to the truck, open the box and try to read the directions:

JB: I can't understschand thish crap..damn Japenesch

BB: Lemme schee that. You dumbasssch, it's upschide down. "Remove winder from box"

They did and of course dropped it. They chipped the corner of it.

JB: Awwwww don't worry 'bout that, I gots me plenty of duct tape.

Reading the directions, the put the window up to the truck. Each thought the other had a hold of it and let go. It fell to the driveway and cracked it up the middle.

BB: OH MAN. I am schhoooo schorry

JB: Thatsch ok, we can still usche it. I have some Super Glue to fill in the crack. It will be asch good asch new.


They get it back up to the truck read and follow the directions to a tee. The get it secured and high 5'd each other and take it for a test drive. No sooner do they back out of the driveway and it falls off into the road.

JB: Dammit!

They back up and run over the window. They get out of the truck and see that the widow is now a lost cause,

BB: I don't think duct tape, super glue or WD-40 is gonna ficsh thisch mesh.

JB: You're right.



And this folks.. is why they duct taped and super glued the box that the back winder came in on the back of the truck

23 comments:

Guest said...

too funny..youd no'd that's what happin...lol

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Mrs.HorribleLicensePlates said...

I wonder what their license plate says? IFEEKZIT!

Eternally Distracted said...

Tee hee. Bless!! I wonder how they will fit the back window wiper?!!

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quirkyloon said...

Some of the nicest people I know are rednecks.

If they weren't around, then I would be on the "redneck" level. So I thank them that I can keep myself on a social pedestal.

HA! Great and funny post Dizzie!

lizspin said...

Who needs what's on the inside of the box when the outside is so damn pretty???

Skylers Dad said...

Don't you want the window to be missing in Florida so you get good air flow?

otin said...

Right now, my back work van window is duct tape and cardboard! You callin' me a redneck?!?! HAHA!

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Guest said...

I wonder if they work cheap!

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Queenie said...

OMG that is my family's SUV!! You makin fun of us? and that's exactly how the conversation went.... course.. we had booze.. lots and lots of booze..

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Blognut said...

That's almost as disturbing as it is funny!

AD said...

LOL.

Happy to see a new post.
:]

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dizz said...

I no'd it sher as the nose on my face.

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dizz said...

Ohhhhhhh good point. I bet they rig a pair of scissors to somehow autocut away!

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dizz said...

HA! Good to see you! If I got close enough, I am sure that is EXACTLY what it said

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dizz said...

And so much more fun! Just ask the kids!

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dizz said...

Yep I live close to several redneck towns.. most are good people. You will always be on a pedestal to me Quirk!

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dizz said...

hey.. if the backhoe fits ;)

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dizz said...

LOL.. sometimes.. other times the love bugs take over

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dizz said...

They do.. remember.. just give em a 24 pack of Busch!

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dizz said...

sooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy to see you back on radar!

I wouldn't think of making fun of you all....ok maybe a lil bit!


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dizz said...

why thank you thank you very much!

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dizz said...

It felt good to post. I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

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dizz said...

hey.. if the backhoe fits!! lol

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