Florida redneck window repair

I snapped this pic with my cell phone with the image of the scenario that must have took place running through my head:

Jim Bob (JB): "Hey Billy Bob, let's go fix my rear car winder"

Billy Bob (BB) "Yeah.. lemme just go get a 24 pack of Busch beer and we'll have it done in no time.



2 hours later...

BB: Letsch go fix that there winder fishced up right.

JB: OK help me carry it from the front porsch..

They get it to the truck, open the box and try to read the directions:

JB: I can't understschand thish crap..damn Japenesch

BB: Lemme schee that. You dumbasssch, it's upschide down. "Remove winder from box"

They did and of course dropped it. They chipped the corner of it.

JB: Awwwww don't worry 'bout that, I gots me plenty of duct tape.

Reading the directions, the put the window up to the truck. Each thought the other had a hold of it and let go. It fell to the driveway and cracked it up the middle.

BB: OH MAN. I am schhoooo schorry

JB: Thatsch ok, we can still usche it. I have some Super Glue to fill in the crack. It will be asch good asch new.


They get it back up to the truck read and follow the directions to a tee. The get it secured and high 5'd each other and take it for a test drive. No sooner do they back out of the driveway and it falls off into the road.

JB: Dammit!

They back up and run over the window. They get out of the truck and see that the widow is now a lost cause,

BB: I don't think duct tape, super glue or WD-40 is gonna ficsh thisch mesh.

JB: You're right.



And this folks.. is why they duct taped and super glued the box that the back winder came in on the back of the truck