I love all of my followers and appreciate all of your comments. I try to read you all each day. However, at work, we have dinosaur computers that don't like when I open some of your blogs. Some make my 'puter crash. When I get home at night, I try to get caught up with as many of you as I can. Please understand sometimes that is nearly impossible, since all of you rock!
For my new followers I just don't want anyone to think I am the type of person to post and post and never comment. For my faithfuls, I appreciate your understanding and just know I try!
This post is kinda sexually raunchy, so if you are squeamish (Tiffany) .. go ahead and click here for some hilarity with Robin Williams instead.
Ok all the prudes are gone.. for the 1 or 2 of you that are left lemme explain...
This was a question burning in a friends mind. So being the geek that I am, I typed the question in the search bar. I had many web page choices to pick. Only one page seemed to have all of my search terms.
So I clickety clicked. The page I cam to was like a Yahoo answers page.
The question being asked had NOTHING to do with what I was asking. The question that was asked was about anal sex. "Hey
This is a 20 year old male asking about his 20 year old girlfriend
Me and my partner discussed anal play last night and we are excited to try it. She stuck a highlighter in her anus last night about an inch, she loved it...and she was dry.
I have half a thing of lube left, she's getting latex gloves, and we are gonna try tonight.
Is taking painkillers dangerous at all? Is using butter (margarine spread) harmful?
And any suggestions of common household items that we can use for lube if we need more
and just any tips, or advice.
I really don't believe it was a guy asking for his "girl"friend, but whatever.
I didn't read the whole question until just now because I was busy scrolling through the answers to find the answer to MY question.
Nothing really caught my eye until this sarcastic person threw in her/his 2 cents. The first paragraph had me laughing so hard, I couldn't read the rest until just before I posted this.
First take the pain killers. Then drink lots and lots of alcohol. Lastly, apply the anal lube when she is starting to go into a slight coma and I promise she won't feel a thing... Jesus where are kids learning sex education now days... wait... your 20 and not a kid so thats even worse...
No seriously, go to a drugstore, wally world, Walgreens, whatever, and get some silicone based lube and a enema (might want to get them at seperate times if you get embarrassed lol. IF YOU DON'T GET EMBARRASSED, run to the pets area and pick up a can of cat food. That will have the checkout person really eyeing you then lol.
Silicone based lube is the best for anal sex or play (unless your using a silicone toy but then you can just put a condom on the toy). Waterbased lubes can cause internal discomfort if you are allergic to the ingeds (whatever that sugar crap is called gly something). To test it just put a glob of it on your finger and stick it up your hole. What 5-10 secs. If it burns like hell then you are probably allergic to it. Just relax and it will stop in a few mins. If you can't take it, just go sit on the pot.
Anyways, use the enema a few times and flush her out good unless you are into playing with poo (hey some people are lol). Tidy up. Use plenty of lube and mess around. Just go nice and slow with the playing so she can get used to the new feelings and learns to relax her ass. It will probably take a couple of times and days before you can do any major GNP on her ass.
P.S. Oh BTW, if she stuck a marker up her ass halfway without any lube AND enjoyed it, it ain't the first thing and first time she's put something in her ass"
Needless to say, I never found the answer to my question. Maybe you all will have better luck.