Sunday, June 28, 2009

Some legal ways to seek long distance revenge.


On my daughters blog she talks about the truly certifiable neighbors from hell that we had when we moved from here to a little town in NC. I swear, the things they did and the way they acted make me wish that the 10 commandments didn't exist. Go read it, to get a better understanding. I'll wait.




So now that you all know what I mean, I wanted to share with you a few things I did to Caroline for revenge once we moved back here.

I learned the number to NC's Call before you dig center and requested to have her lawn heavily marked with paint and flags. This woman LOVES her lawn. Looking back, I now feel bad for the locators that had to go mark it. They probably were shot at with her "broomstick".

Anytime there was an ad on TV to receive free samples of something, I would call and have it sent to her house. I know what you're thinking, but no. These were not free samples of food or drink. No No. These were free samples of Depends, Preparation H and other incontinence products.

I also would call the numbers and send her free information on herpes and STD meds. Since these all come with her name on them as "Here's the free info that you requested", she has no idea from where they came. It's perfect and untraceable.


You can buy a phone card, find a pay phone (yes they still exist) and crank call. Of course.. find a different phone each time.

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26 comments:

Hit 40 said...

If you got video footage of her threats with the bb gun in hand, the crazy lady would definitely been in trouble.

Chris said...

Those tips are nothing short of AWESOME. I love it. And I've not even heard of most of those. Good job!

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otin said...

That is hilarious with the Uloco call! I never thought of that! Where were you in NC? Aren't they all small hick towns?

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dizz said...

You're welcome. It's good to see you. I usually miss your blog because I am at work when you post.. I will make more of an effort to track you down

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dizz said...

I wish I would have. She was pyscho.

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dizz said...

Oh yes.. it was Oxford. We weren't from there.. we weren't welcome. They made it clear. That's why we left.. I was miserable.

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Venom said...

Mwah hah hah hah!
Thank you Dizz, for adding more ammo to my arsenal.
Love the way your mind works.
Venom

Skylers Dad said...

We have the Denver Stock show evey year here, and it is a wonderful place for picking up all sorts of great pranks. You can fill out cards to have any number of horrible things sent to your buddy, such as how to get your bull to produce better semen, the proper method of holding and facilitating mating between your horses, and lots more!

dizz said...

Awesome! I wish I would have known that then.

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dizz said...

Anytime I can help out a fellow prankster.. always happy to oblige!

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AD said...

Lol. . .you're so wonderfully evil.

:D

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Michel said...

Dude, I bow to your evilness. Nicely done. I wish I had thought of those things! I'm just too lazy to follow through on crap! Tis my cross to bear.

Well played my friend, well played.

lizspin said...

Me thinks she deserved it!

dizz said...

Hopefully THAT'S hereditary!

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dizz said...

You have no idea how psycho she really was. She did deserve that and more.. she's lucky I moved away

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dizz said...

Why thank you! It's not too late ya know.. start making your list now.. just encrypt so you don't go to jail for conspiracy to commit murder...lol

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Suzy said...

G. E. N. I. O. U. S.

ReformingGeek said...

Love it. I did read AD's post. Those folks were totally crazy.

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dizz said...

You have NO idea how crazy the were.. she only scratched the surface on our 7 months of hell there

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dizz said...

Thanks.. I come up with good stuff every once in a while

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quirkyloon said...

Dizzie!

What the heck?

I answered this post a lot earlier...around 8 or 9am-ish my time and now it's GONE!

Why doesn't your blog like my comments!

I'm so sad!

I came back a sniffin' fer yer reply...and it's GONE!!

sigh.

But, I love your evile ways!



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SometimesLucid said...

You are the best mom.ever. Good for you for sticking up for your kids, and for getting even :)

dizz said...

Thank you Julia! Getting even is half the fun!

dizz said...

Thank you feel free to use any or all of them

As for the comments.. I dunno.. I've noticed some of my comments have been eaten lately too. It really irks me

prismdancer said...

You are a master mind at harmless but good kickbacks! Kudo's to your inventiveness. Remind me not to piss you off. LOL.

dizz said...

YOU piss me off?? NEVER! You have all the tequila

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