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On my daughters blog she talks about the truly certifiable neighbors from hell that we had when we moved from here to a little town in NC. I swear, the things they did and the way they acted make me wish that the 10 commandments didn't exist. Go read it, to get a better understanding. I'll wait.
So now that you all know what I mean, I wanted to share with you a few things I did to Caroline for revenge once we moved back here.
I learned the number to NC's Call before you dig center and requested to have her lawn heavily marked with paint and flags. This woman LOVES her lawn. Looking back, I now feel bad for the locators that had to go mark it. They probably were shot at with her "broomstick".
Anytime there was an ad on TV to receive free samples of something, I would call and have it sent to her house. I know what you're thinking, but no. These were not free samples of food or drink. No No. These were free samples of Depends, Preparation H and other incontinence products.
I also would call the numbers and send her free information on herpes and STD meds. Since these all come with her name on them as "Here's the free info that you requested", she has no idea from where they came. It's perfect and untraceable.
You can buy a phone card, find a pay phone (yes they still exist) and crank call. Of course.. find a different phone each time.