Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Have you ever...


..been so drunk that you wake up in the middle of the night having to pee so you sit in the nearest armchair thinking it was a toilet and letting it flow? OH... right.. me neither. Uhhhh this is rather awkward.
Well anyway this is me.. just not on the night I totally made up for the purpose of this question





My daughter calls me Alchowhore

34 comments:

Mango Girl said...

Your daughter is harsh...doesn't she ever get thirsty? Maybe not now, but wait till she gets older! HA!

dizz said...

yep older and when she understands the pressures of adulthood.

DouglasDyer said...

Alcowhore sounds like an awesome superhero.

lizspin said...

Or how about when you have to pee in the middle of the night and you dream you're going???

Hit 40 said...

My hubby has gotten so trashed that he could not make a coherent word!!! He puked on his wallet. Lost his keys. Taxi driver had to help him to the door of our house. I stayed up all night listening to him breath. And, I washed off his puke covered credit cards and cash. It happened only once.

dizz said...

SWEET! I need to make me a costume now

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dizz said...

OMG.. I have done that too... not even drunk.. just woke up and said "dammit.. I am 30 something years old and wetting the bed WTH!"

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ReformingGeek said...

Wow, um, no, can't say that I have.......

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Guest said...

LOL OMGoodness, no I haven't ... and I can honestly say I have only been intoxicated to where I couldn't drive only once in my life. It only took one lesson for me to learn..I don't care about having more than 2 drinks...mainly just one...and maybe twice a year... I know right...what's wrong with me.. I am happy with Ice Tea :-))

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Shawn said...

I don't think I've ever even been CLOSE to that drunk. Were you shooting it up?

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Employee No. 3699 said...

Nope, can't say that I've ever peed on an armchair...at least not that I can recall!

blognut said...

Nope. Never peed on an armchair... or on myself. Which isn't to say that I haven't done my share of embarrassing shit, I'm just not gonna tell you about it!

dizz said...

well you could have atleast lied and said you have sheesh! ;P

dizz said...

OMG! THAT's pretty bad. nice taxi driver.. I would have left his ass on the curb

quirkyloon said...

Well at least it was only pee and not....you know...sharts! heh heh heh

Eternally Distracted said...

My Nan unwillingly agreed to 'look after' myself and my brother when we were 14-ish. My brother came home so drunk he peed in the washing machine ... Needless to say she never babysat again!

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Nooter said...

"..you sit in the nearest armchair thinking it was a toilet and letting it flow"

just one more thing humans are allowed to do that i get in trouble for (grumble)

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AD said...

Lol. Alchowhore. Probably the best thing I've come up with in years.

And I don't think, I, uh, ever mistook an armchair for a toilet while drunk. . . .

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dizz said...

You know... I don't remember! You kill me!

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dizz said...

blech I got lucky.. that's for sure

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dizz said...

lets just hope not.. not fun to sit in said armchair next morning

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dizz said...

oh cooooome onnnnnnnnn I thought we were all frineds here. LOL

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dizz said...

poor puppy. I know you guys have it too ruff er rough.. It's just not fair!

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dizz said...

THAT is hilarious! I remember torturing our babysitters too.. but never like that!

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dizz said...

yeaaaaaaaaaah well.. you've never been drunk

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dizz said...

LOL Dar! I also learned my lesson about drinking and driving. I wrecked my car when I was 16. I know my limit.. but I drink way more than twice a year!

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Travis Erwin said...

That bottle of Coconut rum is teasing me.

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dizz said...

i wish I had some to send ya!

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otin said...

I slept a few times with my head up against the base of the toilet, but I never peed anywhere inappropriate, at least that I can remember!

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dizz said...

PLEASE! You are a guy.. aside from the urinal.. EVERY place you pee is inappropriate!

I was just at you blog.. I didn't see the new post..

going back now!

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MadMadMargo said...

I don't remember if I have or not...thank god. Alchowhore, huh? Well, at least it's original.

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Parental Chaos said...

i like the nick name...a costume for Halloween would be fab!

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dizz said...

Yep.. she's a clever one.. maybe I will make a costume

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dizz said...

Probably just as well that you don't remember.. I hear it is quite embarrassing

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