Anyway I have tried everything to know avail. I took today off to go to the doctor. My husband thought that was a waste of time.
He said I just have to do my exercise. I looked at him like he suddenly sprouted an arm out of his forehead. He told me it was a jerking motion I should use. Well of course, knowing him, being a man and all, I just KNEW which jerking motion he had in mind.
But surprisingly, I was wrong.
His solution? The quick jerking motion? Pulling my head out of my ass. He said there will be an audible POP then I'll hear better, see better, smell better and taste things better.
Thanks, hon you just saved us money and we didn't even have to change our auto insurance company
please vote for me
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What a guy!
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isn't he though.. he cracks me up!
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Well now we can see why you two have lasted so long! Ha!
And let's hope things "smell" better after....
eww.
LMAO!! That's all you kill me!
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Well? What'd you expect?
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now that you mention it.... not much more than that
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Hahaha! of course your husband would say that!..In my type of work no hearing is a blessing..lol Hope you get ur ear back.
Yup.. he's such a smartass! I am going to the DR. this afternoon. His suggestion didn't work
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Haha. You could always schedule an impromptu plane trip this weekend. That always gets my ears popping.
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LOL that is funny. If you use some sinus spray it will help. My mom gets that every Spring. She uses the spray and ear drops and it take a couple of days but it turns loose. I use to sleep with those for 20 something years...had to give them up for the damage to my ear...! I had a huge problem because of them..I am now sleeping fine with out them I run a big box fan for sound noise..that's all I hear now. Maybe some of this will help you...also hold your noise and blow thru it..will help pop it too.
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He's right, there will be a pop. Every time.
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Oh yeah, I have one of these too....they are related all right! love ur stuff. Thanks for helping me, since you are sitting right here now!!! Hope..What? What? Would you speak up???
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thats great... your man and i think alike!
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See, men are good for more than one thing!
I don't see why his genius plan didn't work?
I can't stand for my ears to be clogged. I don't now how you made it two years! Things are going to sound very, very crisp when the doctor clears it! It should be kinda cool.
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Good idea.. too bad I have no place to go!
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I think ALL of you men have 1 universal brain
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What are the OTHER things you all are good at again?
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it IS sooooooooo much better
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What a guy
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You should talk to JD at I Do Things. She has a post about this very thing. Well at least talk to her if you can't get in the position you husband suggested.
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Lol, I'm glad you can hear again. I was getting tired of having to repeat myself when I talked to you. :)
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And he isn't walking funny? My hubs would be walking mighty funny after that sage advice... :p
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Hey!! My left ear has gone deaf too!!! What the hell?!? Seriously, though...As a person who looks at the glass as half full, I decided to make the best of it, and I know look forward to going to bed because, if I lie on my right side, I hear nothing...and the sleep is amazing!
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