Friday, May 15, 2009

Speak up! I'm half deaf!

For the past two days my left ear has been completely, utterly and hopelessly clogged. It might have something to due with the fact that I use silicone earplugs so I can block out my husband's horrendous snoring and the damn tv he has have on to sleep get some sleep. So my ears can't properly drain.

Anyway I have tried everything to know avail. I took today off to go to the doctor. My husband thought that was a waste of time.

He said I just have to do my exercise. I looked at him like he suddenly sprouted an arm out of his forehead. He told me it was a jerking motion I should use. Well of course, knowing him, being a man and all, I just KNEW which jerking motion he had in mind.

But surprisingly, I was wrong.

His solution? The quick jerking motion? Pulling my head out of my ass. He said there will be an audible POP then I'll hear better, see better, smell better and taste things better.

Thanks, hon you just saved us money and we didn't even have to change our auto insurance company

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ReformingGeek said...

What a guy!

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dizz said...

isn't he though.. he cracks me up!

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Quirkyloon said...

Well now we can see why you two have lasted so long! Ha!

And let's hope things "smell" better after....


dizz said...

LMAO!! That's all you kill me!

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blognut said...

Well? What'd you expect?

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dizz said...

now that you mention it.... not much more than that

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SheBloggs said...

Hahaha! of course your husband would say that!..In my type of work no hearing is a Hope you get ur ear back.

dizz said...

Yup.. he's such a smartass! I am going to the DR. this afternoon. His suggestion didn't work

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Shawn said...

Haha. You could always schedule an impromptu plane trip this weekend. That always gets my ears popping.

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darsden said...

LOL that is funny. If you use some sinus spray it will help. My mom gets that every Spring. She uses the spray and ear drops and it take a couple of days but it turns loose. I use to sleep with those for 20 something years...had to give them up for the damage to my ear...! I had a huge problem because of them..I am now sleeping fine with out them I run a big box fan for sound noise..that's all I hear now. Maybe some of this will help you...also hold your noise and blow thru it..will help pop it too.

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Douglas said...

He's right, there will be a pop. Every time.

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Shelly Colston said...

Oh yeah, I have one of these too....they are related all right! love ur stuff. Thanks for helping me, since you are sitting right here now!!! Hope..What? What? Would you speak up???

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Slyde said...

thats great... your man and i think alike!

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Otin said...

See, men are good for more than one thing!

Riff Dog said...

I don't see why his genius plan didn't work?

I can't stand for my ears to be clogged. I don't now how you made it two years! Things are going to sound very, very crisp when the doctor clears it! It should be kinda cool.

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dizz said...

Good idea.. too bad I have no place to go!

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dizz said...

I think ALL of you men have 1 universal brain

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dizz said...

What are the OTHER things you all are good at again?

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dizz said...

it IS sooooooooo much better

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Nate Fakes said...

What a guy

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Jen said...

You should talk to JD at I Do Things. She has a post about this very thing. Well at least talk to her if you can't get in the position you husband suggested.

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AD said...

Lol, I'm glad you can hear again. I was getting tired of having to repeat myself when I talked to you. :)

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Chelle B. said...

And he isn't walking funny? My hubs would be walking mighty funny after that sage advice... :p

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Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Hey!! My left ear has gone deaf too!!! What the hell?!? Seriously, though...As a person who looks at the glass as half full, I decided to make the best of it, and I know look forward to going to bed because, if I lie on my right side, I hear nothing...and the sleep is amazing!

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