Friday, April 24, 2009

Nasty Shit no one wants to hear.. but you will read anyway



You swallow about one quart of snot every day. I just gagged.. I hope it wasn't on snot


Most people fart 14 times a day. They used me as a test subject to come up with that number .. yes I am a gasbag!

Seventy out of 100 people admit to picking their nose. Three out of those seventy admit to eating their boogers. Which 3 of you will admit the latter?

Back in your grandparents day, they used urine to treat ear infections. My husbands grandmother used to urge me to put a little urine in my babies ears.. um how bout no!

please vote for me

29 comments:

blognut said...

Interesting...

I don't swallow. Well, snot anyway. I don't swallow snot. I don't eat boogers, and I don't pee in my ear. I probably do fart 14 times/day, but I don't keep track.

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dizz said...

LMAO! I am glad to see you are back to being you ;)

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Sass said...

I'm with blognut. I don't swallow. Most any bodily fluids. Except spit.

Wow.

And I probably fart double.

I'm just sayin.

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dizz said...

Yeah.. I spit too... blech

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ReformingGeek said...

My cat just gave me a funny look. That's 14 already this morning.

dizz said...

Isn't that a new record for PC?

Jo said...

Does it have to be your own urine or can it be someone else's?

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dizz said...

I think it just has to be bacteria free.. so if it burns when you pee.. get someone else to do it

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Shawn said...

I've never eaten a single booger, even as a kid. Although, I guess if you're already downing a quart of snot, what's the diff?

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Quirkyloon said...

I admit to picking a booger or two, but no way howdy do I eat the slimy stuff.

I don't do oysters either.

Stacy said...

My late mother-in-law informed me that they also used urine, specifically wet cloth diapers, as a treatment for acne. Ewww.

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dizz said...

I don't mind oysters. But boogies?? NU UH!

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darsden said...

glad I didn't eat breakfast first...LOL... I also heard you could use urine to ward off pesty deers..I tried to encourage my mom to do that to protect her roses from my deer... (I had to duck real quick)

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dizz said...

yes.. it's supposed to be the most benificial of the bodily fluids as long as it is bacteria free... but I will stick to my Stridex thank you very much!

Guest said...

I probably fart 14 times an hour!

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dizz said...

all I can say to that is BLECH!

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dizz said...

Psh.. your mom has NO sense of humor.. I would've squatted in the garden right then and there

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dizz said...

Somehow.. that doesn't surprise me

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MadMadMargo said...

I refuse to answer to any of this nasty shit!

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dizz said...

Ha! spoil sport!

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Marissa said...

I never could understand that eating boogers thing. I think it's a myth like the Loch Ness Monster, because I've NEVER known anyone to do it. Sooo...Dizz - wanna be the first?

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dizz said...

Not even gor a government bailout!

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Commercial Hate said...

urine in the ear eh? maybe that's why old people have so much hair growing out of their ears

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dizz said...

lmao.. you may be on to something!!

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Rachel said...

My mom told me that they used to blow cigarette smoke in children's ears for an earache?

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dizz said...

Really? That is just about as bizarre at the piss in the ear! I have never heard that

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Riff Dog said...

Maybe they figure ear infections come from lovers tonguing their partners ears. So the urine should put a stop to that!

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dizz said...

That is a very good possibility

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Funny Videos said...

Great piece of humour

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