Friday, April 24, 2009
Nasty Shit no one wants to hear.. but you will read anyway
You swallow about one quart of snot every day. I just gagged.. I hope it wasn't on snot
Most people fart 14 times a day. They used me as a test subject to come up with that number .. yes I am a gasbag!
Seventy out of 100 people admit to picking their nose. Three out of those seventy admit to eating their boogers. Which 3 of you will admit the latter?
Back in your grandparents day, they used urine to treat ear infections. My husbands grandmother used to urge me to put a little urine in my babies ears.. um how bout no!
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Interesting...
I don't swallow. Well, snot anyway. I don't swallow snot. I don't eat boogers, and I don't pee in my ear. I probably do fart 14 times/day, but I don't keep track.
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I'm with blognut. I don't swallow. Most any bodily fluids. Except spit.
Wow.
And I probably fart double.
I'm just sayin.
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My cat just gave me a funny look. That's 14 already this morning.
Isn't that a new record for PC?
Does it have to be your own urine or can it be someone else's?
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I think it just has to be bacteria free.. so if it burns when you pee.. get someone else to do it
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I've never eaten a single booger, even as a kid. Although, I guess if you're already downing a quart of snot, what's the diff?
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I admit to picking a booger or two, but no way howdy do I eat the slimy stuff.
I don't do oysters either.
My late mother-in-law informed me that they also used urine, specifically wet cloth diapers, as a treatment for acne. Ewww.
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I don't mind oysters. But boogies?? NU UH!
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glad I didn't eat breakfast first...LOL... I also heard you could use urine to ward off pesty deers..I tried to encourage my mom to do that to protect her roses from my deer... (I had to duck real quick)
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yes.. it's supposed to be the most benificial of the bodily fluids as long as it is bacteria free... but I will stick to my Stridex thank you very much!
I probably fart 14 times an hour!
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all I can say to that is BLECH!
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I never could understand that eating boogers thing. I think it's a myth like the Loch Ness Monster, because I've NEVER known anyone to do it. Sooo...Dizz - wanna be the first?
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Not even gor a government bailout!
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urine in the ear eh? maybe that's why old people have so much hair growing out of their ears
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My mom told me that they used to blow cigarette smoke in children's ears for an earache?
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Really? That is just about as bizarre at the piss in the ear! I have never heard that
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Maybe they figure ear infections come from lovers tonguing their partners ears. So the urine should put a stop to that!
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That is a very good possibility
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Great piece of humour
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