Friday, April 10, 2009

Gross Shit you wish you didn't know

Roaches carry 40 different pathogens which risk being transferred to humans. Included are pneumonia, plague, hepatitis, and typhoid fever. No wonder my daughter screams like a girl and runs when she sees one.

When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands. I am SO wearing a Haz-met suit next time I take a piss

Next time you go out to the coffee shop think about this, diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S. Yet another reason to quit spending your money at the coffee house.

The longest recorded projectile vomiting is 27 feet. I wonder if they were possessed like the Exorcist girl

These facts from Gross Facts You May Have Never Wanted to Know
Many people are unaware of the most disgusting things that affects our every day life. You'd never realize how much you interact with gross things on a day to day basis.

If you want to now how I posted upside down yesterday, just send 4 easy payments of 34.37 to me and I will tell you how. But wait! If you order within the next five minutes I will throw in How to make the strikethrough absolutely free.

What? I can't be GIVING away all my blogging secrets.

But Dizzblnd, have you not seen the economy?

DUH! Why the hell do you think I want to be paid. A girls got to make some money somehow.

Get a job!

DUDE I have a job, you don't read my blog do you. Kiss my ass

Ok I tried.. FINE go to

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Beth said...

Roaches are worse than projectile vomit in my book. Just sayin.

Suburbia Steph said...

Girrrrrrllll....I think I may have been better off not knowing some of that stuff! Disgusto! I'm totally grossed out now about going to take a pee! ha ha!

dizzblnd said...

Beth: I have to agree 100% there.

Steph: Sorry to have ruined the experience of peeing for you

ReformingGeek said...

Hum.....maybe you should stop reading this gross stuff. It's appears to be making you talk to yourself.....and answer back.

Or maybe that's contagious!

Bee said...

I stopped after the word roach because I'm having a bagel but I did notice you are nominated for somethin o I'll vote for you once I get home.

Hope you win!

Scandalous Housewife said...

What is it about Friday that people want to get all gross in the am?

Under the Influence said...

I'm confused how peeing and the salivary glands are linked, but I am sure I don't really want to know the answer.

SkylersDad said...

I honestly want to know how urine gets into my saliva.

Shawn said...

I know how urine got into Steve Brown's saliva in 10th grade. Heeheehee, sorry Steve.

blognut said...

'Gross Shit you wish you didn't know' is the same as 'Nasty Shit no one wants to hear', right?


The Queen said...

Hey,,, what's up with you? It's Friday night.. AND it was your night to bring the booze... here the rest of us sit.. stone ass sober... because you forgot...

dizzblnd said...

RG: I think I learned that trait frooooom uhhhhhh oh that's right YOU! :)

Bee: Sorry to ruin your appetite! Thanks for the vote, I appreciate it.

Scandy: It's all about the stress relief

Chris: I guess as long as you don't have bad aim .. you should be ok

Shawn: Does confession make you feel better? That's cruel

Blognut: I LIKE that title better.. hmmmmm

Queen: Sorry, I feel asleep reading.. yeah I'm lame

Jen said...

None of these things scare me anymore. I'm a mom, I've dealt with projectile vomiting, pooping and peeing. If it's gross my kids will find it and show it to me.

I think it's great that you are giving away these blogging secrets for so cheap. Sign me up. And can you tell me how to get more traffic to my site? Seriously, without working on it. I know there are all sorts of Pinoy sights and SEO sites that will happily have me sign up for something but I'd be willing to pay to have someone tell me that I have to work at it, or be in bed with Google.

Pricilla said...

I came here from RedheadRanting and I THINK I am happy. But a goat does all manner of gross things. For example I just had my kid, Kevin and I ate my afterbirth.

Try that!

dizzblnd said...

Jen.. THAT is the million dollar question! I know you earn money via your blog so traffic is important to you. I, however blog to have fun yes lotsa traffic is nice, but I've given up stressing out about it!
I will try harder next week to gross you out.

Pricilla, thanks for stopping by, I appreciate it. But you made me throw up a little bit in my mouth blech

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