This was in my email today. Author Unknown.So, I thought I'd share it to help give a little fashion help to some of my 50 or soon to be 50+ friends here in bloggy land. (yes I have taken notes for when I am there in a few years)
Dress code no no's for 50+
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion! for the 'Older folks'.....................
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Author Unknown please
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36 comments:
Darn and I was totally planning to rock the inline skates when I hit 50
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I did not see you at the motel this weekend.. so how did you get my picture? And please don't show it to Cletus..since that is NOT him with me..
Thanks..
the queen
I'll have to pass this one along, one or more of these may apply to my mom, but I won't embarrass her by saying which.
Okay, it's #7.
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Those are hilarious! Here's one for men in general: permed hair and a comb over.
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Now wait just one damn minute! It sounds almost like you're saying that a pierced tongue and removable teeth are a bad thing. Do you understand men at all?
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Hilarious!! All of them so true! yikes at the thought of some of them.. because I have actually seen some of Do NOTs...
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LMBO!
But (pun intended) will youse people stop making fun of Depends? They are a wonderful good thing.
So I hear.
Ahem.
Hahah! I was hoping Depends would come out in thong-style by the time I need it.
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#9 goes for anyone, even if you're 18.
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I'm turning 45 this summer...what a relief to see I haven't embarassed myself. Yet.
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You didn't mention anything about tricking out your hoverround, so I going for it!
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"Thong and Depends" is classic!
I'll add "iPod earbuds taped to hearing aids."
Speedos are a no-no for anyone. There's always some old foreign jerk trotting around the beach in one every summer
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somehow chele.. I am SURE YOU of all people could pull it off easily
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I have my spies ;) $1000 keeps me from telling Cletus
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I have printed them and gave them to my mom.. so far so good!
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good one! I should add that
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nope.. and I never will!
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I have been lucky NOT to see any of them.. where's my wood?
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Sorry to have offened you QL.. did they get messed up in your purse too? LOL Just teasing
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blech.. maybe you should write them
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this is very true shawn.. how observant you are
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You're welcome, and thanks for the compliment
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please print it out before it's too late! Save yourself
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That's a great idea! I'm sure you could really trick it out.. or whatever those young whipperschnappers are saying now
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OH good one!
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Very true... nasty
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Ok that was gross! LOL
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Bare Midriffs with a bulge? You are talking about NC, right? It is accepted dress down here! LOL!
Ahem, as someone over 50, I need a little reminder from time-to-time regarding my fashion sense. However, I have found that wearing the thong under the Depends is a more comfortable fit.
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yeah well... did you expect anything else from me?
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Here in Florida too.. The "Retirement State"
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TMI Margo TMI
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Yeah, depends and thongs was one i haven't tried yet...thanks for reminding me....(great post; maybe we should add those disclaimers to my senior online dating site) :)
Well, I guess I should reconsider my fashion then. ;o)
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Very good post
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