Wednesday, March 4, 2009

A sex story

She came into my life on a Tues. She blew me hard for 4 days. She soaked me until I was dripping wet all over. She flooded with a ferociousness I've never seen before. She left me alone in the dark for 14 hours. She made me sweat until I was soaked. She left me thoroughly exhausted. Finally she was out of my life she is gone for good! Was I sad? HELL NO!.

For those of you with dirty minds.. yeah yeah.. the title was misleading but you're still reading right? Oh come on now, you REALLY didn't expect to read about a torrid affair did you? My daughter and my mom read this blog. I DO have a little decency, very little.

I am talking about Tropical Storm Fay. This happened 6 months ago when I tried to stick things in places they wouldn't fit. When the power was knocked out we opened the windows because it was hot and humid. The 45mph wind breeze was wonderful, although I couldn't sleep much, because I was afraid the "breeze" would turn into a tornado. This tempest with PMS just wouldn't go away.

She flooded 50 homes in our community. The roads were flooded. There are still sidewalks and roads that are damaged on major roads. Later the blasted bitch moved on spew her crap on others in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana.

Hurricane season starts in a few months. I just hope we won't be molested like this again.

15 comments:

Beth said...

We lost trees in our neighborhood to Fay. And to honor the trees, the power lines decided to go, too.

In our part of the world, we don't get snow days but we often get a couple of hurricane days. They can be rather scary when the trees fall and the winds keep kicking it up.

dizzblnd said...

Oh yes... I hate it....but prefer it over snow ANY day!

ReformingGeek said...

Last year was bad enough in Texas. Let's hope for the best!

I loved that first paragraph!

dizzblnd said...

i ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE BEST ;)

1st paragraph really grabs your attention huh? Glad you liked it

Under the Influence said...

Winds from Hurricane Ike hit OHIO last year and shut down our city for several days - no power, roofs gone, etc. There was no rain, just 100 MPH winds!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Meow dizzblnd. That storm could give my husband a few pointers!

Bee said...

We are still trying to put our house back together after Ike. And I live near Chicago! I swear mother nature must be going through menopause.

Poetry Sue said...

AHHH thats why I live in the blessed desert (or is that blasted desert?) the only thing I have to worry about is dying from heat stroke the minute I walk out side... oh and getting snowed in during january... oh yeah and the flash floods... oh yeah and the wind storms... damn it is there nowhere safe?

SkylersDad said...

I love living here in Colorado, different weather all the time, but the only things to worry about are tornadoes, heavy winter storms, ice, mudslides, forest fires...

SheBloggs said...

Well I'm glad you guys are ok! I haven't been in a hurricane, but I've seen my share of tornadoes. I'm in KS ya know.

Hey I see your little picture of your kittie bootsie, I've been on and off for awhile, did I miss a post about ur kitty passing? =0(

dizzblnd said...

Jo, I think I remember you telling me that.. how bizarre!

Scandy.. you dirty little housewife ;)

Bee.. We ran from IKE.. to Louisana, the winds reached us there.. I didn't know they reached THAT far north.. stoooooopid storms

Sue, no where is safe.. mother nature is a btich and she ALWAYS finds EVERYONE

Chris.. I am disappointed... no mention from you about my first paragraph? You're either slippin or gettin old ;P


Shaurna.. Welcome back.. That kitty died a year ago today :( she got out and got hit by a car.. but the new kitty.. Jelly.. I SWEAR it is Bootsie reincarnated.. she is soooo much like her.

SkylersDad said...

Nah, that was such a softball I didn't even swing at it! ;^)

dizzblnd said...

yeah yeah yeah

Mary Moore said...

Here's hoping it's a safer year for you!

We don't really get the big storms up here, thank god. I'd be freaking out more than I already do!

Chele said...

oh my that is horrible, I hope no one gets to go through that sort of weather, it is just so sad what it can do to homes and stuff

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