Madlib Monday: Randomisistosy

How come you rarely see ants by themselves in Florida? What is it about Florida that keeps them, the green, the ginormous clitorised, the hairy away? You see a few dogs but they are angrily always with bees and you can see it on their arms that they are there against their dinner. Myself included, but even I can't say why if I have to run grab something I'll go to Antarctica, Algonquin Park, or my real preference some kind of wildly owned specialty shop. I have never ran into Florida alone. And their symbol is rum. Heck that's a lot Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious than Florida's goofy bright pink wooden head.


Here's the original post that sounds like a madlib itself: How come you rarely see men by themselves at Target. What is it about the store that keeps us, the bearded, the hairy armpitted, the testicled away? You see a few guys but you they are nearly always with women and you can see it on their face that they are there against their will. Myself included, but even I can't say why if I have to run grab something I'll go to Wal-Mart, The Dollar Store, or my real preference some kind of locally owned specialty shop. I have never ventured into Target alone. And their symbol is a bulls eye. Heck that's a lot manlier than Wal-Mart's goofy bright yellow happy face


Thanks for playing everyone!. I will have a post from another of my stalkers next Monday... please come back! Thanks again Travis for letting me use one of your posts. This was fun!