Monday, March 30, 2009

Madlib Monday: Randomisistosy


How come you rarely see ants by themselves in Florida? What is it about Florida that keeps them, the green, the ginormous clitorised, the hairy away? You see a few dogs but they are angrily always with bees and you can see it on their arms that they are there against their dinner. Myself included, but even I can't say why if I have to run grab something I'll go to Antarctica, Algonquin Park, or my real preference some kind of wildly owned specialty shop. I have never ran into Florida alone. And their symbol is rum. Heck that's a lot Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious than Florida's goofy bright pink wooden head.


Here's the original post that sounds like a madlib itself: How come you rarely see men by themselves at Target. What is it about the store that keeps us, the bearded, the hairy armpitted, the testicled away? You see a few guys but you they are nearly always with women and you can see it on their face that they are there against their will. Myself included, but even I can't say why if I have to run grab something I'll go to Wal-Mart, The Dollar Store, or my real preference some kind of locally owned specialty shop. I have never ventured into Target alone. And their symbol is a bulls eye. Heck that's a lot manlier than Wal-Mart's goofy bright yellow happy face


Thanks for playing everyone!. I will have a post from another of my stalkers next Monday... please come back! Thanks again Travis for letting me use one of your posts. This was fun!

13 comments:

Mike said...

I remember doing this as a kid.

It's still fun.

Although I don't get the mad giggles over it anymore.

I wish I wasn't so grown up and depraved ;)

dizzblnd said...

YEAH.. But based on your answers and your blog.. I don't think you have grown up ;) and ginormous clitoris.. HAD to have had you rolling

Shawn said...

Florida should adapt a bright pink wooden head as their state logo.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

That was fun!!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Just glad you squeezed 'supercalifragldicjedfkd-however you spell it' into it...

dizzblnd said...

Shawn.. we would have to make it with big mouse ears too

Mary: I never grow tired of this

Scandy: Me too, that was my 2nd favorite behind "ginormous clitoris"

ReformingGeek said...

Very good!

Go ants!

unfinishedrambler said...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Oops, misspelled it. I knew it didn't look right. :) If you could correct in the post, would appreciate. :)

dizzblnd said...

RG: I loved it too thanks for playing

UR.. I didn't realize there was a correct way to spell a made up word.. but I will change it for you ;)

Da Old Man said...

This worked out very well.

dizzblnd said...

I thought so too... I missed you playing this week

alex said...

Too funny...clitoris...lol

Me-Me King said...

Very cool!

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