FOR SALE: 1957 Sedan. This pleasant car is in sweet condition. It was formerly owned by a smelly schoolteacher who always drove it quickly. There is a salty toad in the back seat and a chrome 52-inch flat screen television on the hood. It has a funny paint job, silky tires, and the back opens out into a hungover toe. Will consider taking slightly used cheese in trade.
Lost: In the vicinity of the Orient, a fun French poodle with weird hair and a voluptuous tail. It answers to the name of Hubby. When last seen he was carrying a clock in it's mouth. A long reward is offered.
Thanks for playing everyone. Stalk me again next sunday for a fun way to get exposure to your blog.
7 comments:
I want my salty toad back, NOW.
noooooooooooo mike.. you don't need to be licking it.. you are warped enough as it is
Poor Hubby. If he knew he was a poodle, he would probably shoot himself.
Very funny!
dont worry RG your secret is safe with me.... for a price ;)
i dont have time to check in for a week and i miss the good stuff..
still laughing over the nancy pelosi post.. :)
Nothing beats a long reward.
I let it Slyde THIS time Slide.. don't let it happen again ;) Thanks for the kudos on the Nasty post
Shawn. That's what she said!
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