Monday, March 16, 2009

Mad Lib Mondays: Newspaper ads

FOR SALE: 1957 Sedan. This pleasant car is in sweet condition. It was formerly owned by a smelly schoolteacher who always drove it quickly. There is a salty toad in the back seat and a chrome 52-inch flat screen television on the hood. It has a funny paint job, silky tires, and the back opens out into a hungover toe. Will consider taking slightly used cheese in trade.

Lost: In the vicinity of the Orient, a fun French poodle with weird hair and a voluptuous tail. It answers to the name of Hubby. When last seen he was carrying a clock in it's mouth. A long reward is offered.

Thanks for playing everyone. Stalk me again next sunday for a fun way to get exposure to your blog.


Mike said...

I want my salty toad back, NOW.

dizzblnd said...

noooooooooooo mike.. you don't need to be licking it.. you are warped enough as it is

ReformingGeek said...

Poor Hubby. If he knew he was a poodle, he would probably shoot himself.

Very funny!

dizzblnd said...

dont worry RG your secret is safe with me.... for a price ;)

Slyde said...

i dont have time to check in for a week and i miss the good stuff..

still laughing over the nancy pelosi post.. :)

Shawn said...

Nothing beats a long reward.

dizzblnd said...

I let it Slyde THIS time Slide.. don't let it happen again ;) Thanks for the kudos on the Nasty post

Shawn. That's what she said!

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