If your skin is dense or horny, you can cure these conditions with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your pubic hair, massage it gently with a paw that has been soaked overnight in a bucket full of warm kool-aid. Then mix together some battery and some watermelon until the mixture becomes humorous and pat this onto your sloppy face for five minutes. Then remove, using a forceps and wash your face with rough water. Do not omit this snotty step, or your skin will become faded. Do this candidly every day and you will be as robust as Nobody.
Thanks everyone for playing. Stalk me every Sunday for another session of silliness.
7 comments:
What great advice. I'm googling right now to find these products.
My skin is always horny!
Good to know....I thought I was the only one with horny skin....
RG: this was a fun one.. lemme know the total cost I will post it LOL
Chris: Somehow, that does NOT surprise me
Steph: It seems to be an epiduraldemic.. you better follw the advice otherwise your skin will fade :)
Why exactly would I want to get rid of horny skin?
That's the best kind! Especially when it's HERS!
Darnit, I always forget to pop by Sunday to play along.
It's as good as the beauty advice in the women's magazines.
What? I read them in line at the store.
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