Monday, March 9, 2009

Mad Lib Monday: Beauty Advice


If your skin is dense or horny, you can cure these conditions with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your pubic hair, massage it gently with a paw that has been soaked overnight in a bucket full of warm kool-aid. Then mix together some battery and some watermelon until the mixture becomes humorous and pat this onto your sloppy face for five minutes. Then remove, using a forceps and wash your face with rough water. Do not omit this snotty step, or your skin will become faded. Do this candidly every day and you will be as robust as Nobody.


Thanks everyone for playing. Stalk me every Sunday for another session of silliness.

8 comments:

ReformingGeek said...

What great advice. I'm googling right now to find these products.

SkylersDad said...

My skin is always horny!

Suburbia Steph said...

Good to know....I thought I was the only one with horny skin....

dizzblnd said...

RG: this was a fun one.. lemme know the total cost I will post it LOL

Chris: Somehow, that does NOT surprise me

Steph: It seems to be an epiduraldemic.. you better follw the advice otherwise your skin will fade :)

Mary Moore said...

Good one!

Mike said...

Why exactly would I want to get rid of horny skin?

That's the best kind! Especially when it's HERS!

Jenn Thorson said...

Darnit, I always forget to pop by Sunday to play along.

Shawn said...

It's as good as the beauty advice in the women's magazines.

What? I read them in line at the store.

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