Monday, February 23, 2009

Mad Lib Monday: A Fable


Once upon a time, there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's elephant vibrators. She kept company with a greasy man named Slyde, who was always buying her robust presents. Once, he gave her a diamond banana to wear on her receiver and he bought her a sexy dog to wear in her Homer Simpson. Then one day he bought her a rubbery horse. As soon as she saw the lousy animal she began to examine it amazingly. First, she looked at the horse's dirigible and then at its vibrators. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at it's foot. At this, the horse became silent and bit off her lion.

Moral: Never look a gift horse in the shrunken head


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11 comments:

Beth said...

Hilarious! Her first mistake was wearing a sexy dog in her Homer Simpson. Who does that?

dizzblnd said...

LOL Beth! I know right.. I wonder if one of the celeb's made that faux paux last night?

ReformingGeek said...

Yeah. People (and horses) are sensitive about their vibrators!

Under the Influence said...

Wow, how big is that elephant vibrator?

Jenn Thorson said...

Every time I see these MadLibs Mondays I am instantly taken back to being about 8 and learning what an adverb was specifically so I could play along. :)

Mary Moore said...

I'm glad you used my shrunken head! That was a good one!

Ann's Rants said...

Made me lol. good one Dizz. Damn you disloyal unfollowers!

Gone Crazy said...

Hilarious! I used to love Mad Libs. I just signed up to follow (not stalk--I've gotten help for that, okay?) you. I've only read your first page, but so far I'm highly entertained. Good stuff!

dizzblnd said...

RG:.. You're right my horse NEVER lends me her vibrator

Jo: It takes 3 or 4 big men to lift it!

Jenn: That's the whole reason you learned them.. to prepare for my blog.. weird huh?

Mary: I was glad o see that shrunen head at the last minute too.. it was perfect!

Ann: I think there actually was a problem with blogger.. I have some back and a new one thanks to my whine ;)

Gone Crazy.. thanks for stopping in and taking pity on my whine. I am glad you like my blog. I will be checking yours out today ;)

Slyde said...

that was awesome!

dizzblnd said...

Even though you were the greasy one? LOL

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