er.... I meant Happy New Year.
Some of my New Years Resolutions
New Years Resolutions
Resolutions for a Happy 2009
This year, I resolve to:
Put the gas hose back
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
Double-check before leaving the toilet.
I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
Slowing down saves lives
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
Clean underwear is a must in many situations.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
Put a lot of space between you and them.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
Another reason not to park there
I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.
and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Not very funny!
Oh yes... I am going to TRY to quit drinking
This is really me....
Have a Safe and Happy 2009!
10 comments:
It's all I can do to type. LOVE your boozy pic!
That is a damn fine photo of yourself, please don't try to quick drinking, it takes the fun out of life!!
Great picture!
Happy New Years!
OK OK fine.. I'l just cut back a tad on the drinking!
Good luck with all that! (By the way, I liked your input on my New Years post; I agree with what you said)
Happy New Year!
Oh yeah that boozy pic has it all going on!! Great visual and now when I think of Soggy Doggy I will think of that picture and that picture alone. :-)
ahh that is a sweet picture!
those are all very good resolutions there
nh.. Oh good, after I wrote it, I thought.. damn that sounded like a lecture, I am glad you did not see it as such
Lee.. glad I could help put an everlasting pic of me in your head
Chele Thanks.. please feel better soon!
Great resolutions - so funny too
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Those are great resolutions.
Yeah. Just cut back on the drinking. No need to give it up. And, guys playing Twister....in their not-so-tidy-whities, EEEEWWWWWW!
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