Thursday, November 27, 2008

You know you overdid Thanksgiving when..

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."

That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.

This came in my email... I did not write it

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!


Trooper Thorn said...

I think I will add your list to another I linked to on my blog.

Now if i can just fit in behind the steering wheel I might get home.

dizzblnd said...

LOL Trooper.. thanks for reading my blog.. I will check you out!

Poetry Sue said...

LOL this was too funny... I had to email it to my Boyfriend who after dinner yesterday kept moaning..."it hurts"

dizzblnd said...

I think we all said that... right before we went for pie

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