Everyone who is not as smart as I
There. My list is done. Hmmmmmmmmmmm it is a lot shorter than I first envisioned.
Oh wait!! Don't go! I just thought of more otherwise it would have been a boring post.
Ok here it goes.
First the obvious.
People that say "Pacific" instead of "specific"
People that ride the 1 mile long right hand turn lane (that several businesses exit from) only NOT to turn into one of those business but at the END of the mile. Bastards, I could have turned right a long damn time ago, but I THOUGHT you were turning where I was exiting. Dumbasses.
People that can't seem to understand the concept of simple "yes" or "no" questions.
People who argue with me when I tell them they have the wrong number and tell me they will sue the shit out of me if they fall into this hole that was dug (not by the company I work for or anybody affiliated with my company) I hope you have a helluva lawyer to pull THAT one off buddy!
People that say "every single" It's kind of redundant. (I am guilty of this one)
People (or in this case female co-worker) who call me babe, hon, gorgeous, Miss Patti, Mama, sugar, doll or any of those sickening names. One day... I will go off on her
People who give me their zip code when I ask for their area code and phone number. I repeat myself, they do it again. I say it one more time.. THEN it dawns on them what I am asking. I guess somewhere in there I stopped speaking Russian and started speaking English
People who feel the need to spell every word they say while on the phone with me.
Who drives you crazy?